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Dick splint

An apparatus used so that a flaccid dick can be used for sex
I couldn't get it up so I made a dick splint
by Bagosh October 18, 2010
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spaint

Adj: Something that is broken or not working properly.
The escalator is spaint again.
by DNUNZ January 6, 2008
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Spontaneous Affection!

The art of surprising your loved one by randomly telling them that you love them.. need them... miss them. Often said in the middle of conversations that are totally unrelated.
Lover 1 - So I went to the beach today...
Lover 2 - Oh god I Love you!
Lover 1 - Aw wow!! What was that for?
Lover 2 - Just.... Spontaneous Affection! ... I really missed you today..
by Sweet Nat February 25, 2006
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Spontaneous Combust-a-nut

When you see a girl so hot, that you cant control your man parts, and you jizz in your pants unexpectedly
That girl walked past me and as i watched her walk away it made me spontaneous combust-a-nut!

The Stripper was grinding on me and before i knew it, spontaneous combust-a-nut
by Supraman221 March 14, 2011
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splinter cell

When your friend has to sneak off when no one is looking, because he is too ashamed to say he's going to hang out with his lame ass grilfriend.
Cody: Hey Doug, where did Matt go?
Doug: I don't know man. I heard him in the hall earlier while I was taking a dump, but when i came out he was gone.
Cody: He probaly went to go see Sara, and just did not want to tell you. Dude, you got splinter celled!
by jjooeerr May 16, 2006
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spontaneous cumbustion

Cumming without being aroused and with no sexual provocation.
by tanukisanyo May 9, 2005
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Random Rambling and Spontaneity Disorder (RRSD)

Random Rambling and Spontaneity Disorder, also known as RRSD, is a social disorder in which an infected person suffers from excessive oral diarrhea, confused thoughts and impulsive actions.

RRSD is highly contagious, and is transmitted through any form of communication. It affects mainly people between the ages of 10 to 30.

So far no cure has been found, but many studies are being performed to find the cure to this horribly awkward and uncomfortable disease.

The disease was discovered on May 29th, 2011, by two high school students in Portland, Oregon.
Joe: "Hi my name is Joe, what's your name, wow I like your shoes, is it getting hot in here? I think I'm wearing too many sweaters, do I look fat in this shirt, WOAH it is really hot in here!"

Doctor: "I do believe this man has Random Rambling and Spontaneity Disorder (RRSD)."
by Dr. Koolkat October 24, 2011
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