Sploofed

When a canine (Dog) lays flat on it's stomach and stretches it's arms and legs to the point of no return. It then relaxes it's muscles and goes limp.

Often this act is observed as adorable.

The Dog just sploofed all over the floor Janis, look.
OMG that dog is sploofing.

by NeatoPotato December 14, 2022

sloshed on the slopes

Getting fucked up beyond comprehension while going down the mountain on either skis or a snowboard. Everyone must try it once. CAUTION may result in death.

Timmy died while sloshed on the slopes.

by Himmyneutron December 22, 2022

Sploosh-burger

A regularly-cooked burger that is dunked in a bowl of water.

Person 1: Hey, man! I just came up with a cool idea for a new burger that you dunk in water, I call it the Sploosh-burger!

Person 2: Ew, bro that sounds like it’d be horrible.

Person 1: Alright then.

Person 3: I’m going to go sit in the corner and write a Haiku

by Douglass Freshness January 8, 2023

Sploosh My Caboose

When your lady partner squirts her goodies upon thy bottoms thick crevasse

I love when my lady sploosh my caboose, really gets my juice loose

by BuffaloBono February 24, 2023

Sploosh

The collective noun for neurodivergent people. Similar to a gaggle of geese.

"I walked past a Sploosh of neurodivergents at Games Workshop"

by Chuk94 March 10, 2023

splooshie

Noun

One who is filled with semen and is also Booshie. See Booshie for definition of Booshie for context.

Girl why are you so splooshie this morning.
You are walking real splooshie, whats up with that.
I'm feeling so splooshie right now, are you a millionaire!

by MFKnight April 22, 2023

splooshy juice

The drinks that are at adult parties, usually alcoholic beverages,

My mom gave me the splooshy juice at an adult party. I hope nothing bad happens to my future

by TinkerOfCats May 1, 2023