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chin splints

Similar to shin splints, a chin splint is any injury of the chin, jaw, mouth, or tongue that has been suffered as a result of performing fellatio or cunnilingus.
"Babe, I can't go down on you tonight, I'm suffering hella chin splints."
by TSayvs June 11, 2013
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Chimney Splinter

When a man slides a glass thermometer into his dick hole and slams his dick in a door, shattering the thermometer, while a women watches. One of the most hardcore forms of sexual gratification, alongside such legends as the purple mongoose or the alabama hot pocket, only more painful.
Holy shit, Tyrone gave himself a Chimney Splinter last night for his bitch. She lidked it!
by TeTyrone KoolAid-Anda McPopeye February 12, 2014
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face splinters

Daddy, your beard looks like lot of little splinters in your face. Face splinters.
by Semada July 16, 2017
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Boing Shloing

Whenever your dick bouncers right of the girl's vagina like a trampoline. It sometimes hurts for the girl, but it is great for the guy.
My dick did a good old Boing Shloing right on her vag.
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Pat-splaining

When Pat makes up words to impress an audience.
That is clearly some bullshit pat-splaining.
by Hexdepthsguy October 22, 2018
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anal splinters

Splinters you get in your

anus after using a wooden dildo in your bumhole
Fuck mate, I have anal splinters from the anal I did with that wooden dildo my friend got me
by pponkie September 27, 2019
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karen'splain

karen'splain : karen trying to explain their ignorant, illogical, nosy, karen behavior while being completely oblivious to the fact their initial action and their explain further enforced rheir status as karen
a karen in korea claimed a 4 yr old saying HI to her was discrimination and racist. she posted on multiple expat groups to karen'splain that her 30 min debate with the father was needed and warranted as the korean kid saying'hi' teaches discrimination. the karen would further karen'splain the next day by doubling down and posting a followup clarification that solidified her as queen karen of seoul.
by optionalg June 29, 2020
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