splidoonch

The satisfying "Ker-polp" sound that a nice lump of poo makes as it drops from your bottom into the water at the bottom of the toilet, or indeed into any water.

Dude, the acoustics in your bathroom are really good. You should have heard the rich low-end on the splidoonch I've just done.

by Pourl December 23, 2007

Splog

Spam advertisements in a blog's "comments" section, usually disguised as messages from anonymous users.

"I got nine comments for my recent blog post. Unfortunately, most if it was just a lot of splog."

"Wow, this blog is getting splogged."

by Forky September 14, 2005

splode

A type of exploding, but caused by self-inflicted methods.

He held on to the grenade too long, and he sploded.

by nsanity February 5, 2004

splodyhead

It's a person who's so stupid that their head should be blown up. Like many idiots.

Johnny is such a splodyhead, he got all 0s on his report card.

by bloojay June 19, 2004

splode

Short hand for something that explodes.

OMG HIS HEAD JUST SPLODED!

by Tastytoast April 9, 2009

Shlodoppies

Large but ridiculously droopy tits

guy 1: u like that girl?
guy 2: nah man shes got nasty shlodoppies

by taffyfizzle August 28, 2006

Slodysko

A really gay fagget who says "gg. no re." hes usually seen with gay hair that you see him and hes like, " I JUST WANNA CREAM IN IT!" he does a crazy impersonation of the flute which he must recite now. He likes Carolines sweet ass and tits but who doesnt am i right!! ROCK ONNNNN!

Slodysko likes weiner.

by Shupe da poop January 9, 2013