splunge

An (say in heroic voice)<U>Underwear Smoothie</U>

Man do I need a nice cold splunge.

by Ian September 25, 2003

splunge

To bust a nut.Usually followed by extreme self Gratitude and praise.

Yo you remember that bitch Jenny? Yeah, she was sucking me off and even though she told me not to, i splunged in her mouth.

"Oww Craig! You splunged in my eye!" says Charlene. "Yeah....I guess i did." Said Craig....

by Craig Scooge October 22, 2007

Splunge

Removal of balls, and kicking dick.
Also used to describe something that happened to you in a negative way.

Damn man, that bitch splunged me

by gank. February 19, 2009

splunge

An accumulation of cum, often used in the since of making fun of someone else.

"Look at that lifeless splunge"

by pUssYmoNsTEr011111 March 15, 2009

spanger

Is to be said to someone who is offensive to your girlfrend.
meaning that they are a fucking douche, and have no friends,they are adopted, look like their michael jakcson, and will be strung up by their own balls in a room with Tony Blair.
this is classed as one of the most offnsive things that can be said in your girlfriends defense.

your so fucking gay you little spanger

by chimpy+dafugi December 28, 2006

splongerotes

Used as an insult for someone who is quiet but creul

She's so Splongerotes

by CAM-I-AM April 23, 2004

splayge

1. ball sweat
2. the act of getting ball sweat on something

You better wear underwear so you don't splayge all over those shorts that you're borrowing from me

by heateapplesauce November 20, 2007