sphinctosphere

One of the strata / levels of being an asshole

The tangerine turd was on the top of sphinctosphere during his last days at the oval office

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 3, 2021

sphincter spoon

A very soft and skinny spoon used to clean the deep, dark, dank areas of one's ass.

"Yo where da fuck is my sphincter spoon at, I needs me self a cleanin"

by Jim J January 27, 2006

sphincter yoga

through breathing and a yoga-like technique, an individual battles to remain in control of the muscles in their anal sphincter and prevent the effects of diarrea. Often practiced as a result of drinking non-bottled water, while travelling in a foreign country.

in constrained circumstances such as travelling on public transport where the only toilet is extremely unsanitary, and in fact, someone has dumped on the floor rather than in the toilet, and, desperate to go to the toilet due to the effects of diarrea or more generally prairie dogging, one would practice sphincter yoga to avoid having to go to the toilet at that time

by Danielle Goodsell September 6, 2006

sphincterphone

Telephone capable of bypassing the earpiece and mouthpiece by use of a small speaker and microphone. This device was designed with two uses in mind:

1. place the device in a room so that multiple people can converse with the person(s) on the other end of the line

2. allows user to converse without holding a handset to the ear and mouth..."handsfree"

The amazing thing about this device is that, regardless of the application, everybody sounds like an asshole.

Dude, watch what you're saying...I've got you on sphincterphone.

by Mistr_Sir January 11, 2008

sphincter boy

a man who acts or is a flaming homosexual

Dude, that guy is a total sphincter boy. Is he gay or what?

by Ryan May 6, 2004

sphinkter wink

When the sphinkter contracts and expands especially during an orgasim.

What a female's asshole does during a really good oragasm

When I was doing my wife doggy style yesterday, she started to cum and gave me a sphinkter wink.

I gave it to her so good she started sphinkter winkin.

by The Zeppelin January 15, 2005

sphinkter

yet another slang term for yore asshole or yer rectum.

Adam Gooch likes it up the sphinkter

by My name February 11, 2003