speed penis

A quick drawing of a cock and balls which you perform on your classmate's notes when they fall asleep / aren't paying attention in class.

Can also be used as a verb, as in the act of speed penising.

"Check out how many speed penises we got on Phil's notebook while he was in the bathroom."

"Wow, you got speed penised bad, bro."

by TheCocksman February 29, 2008

speed date

An organised social event to facilitate meeting new people, usually for hetrosexuals wishing to meet new potential partners.

Equal numbers of both sexes attend, usually paying a gratuity of around GBP£20. Each spends about three minutes talking to each member of the oppposite sex - the social interaction that takes place therein is referred to as a 'speed date'.

At the end of the evening everyone marks on a card who they would like to date again and who they wouldn't. The organisers then swap contact information between matches - usually an email address or mobile phone number.

Speed dating apparently started in New York, and was popularised by TV show 'Sex In The City'. It is now most popular amongst professionals in their mid 20's and 30's.

I went on a speed date and nobody likes me.

by Dan Fox July 30, 2003

high speed, low drag

No extra fluff or "baggage" that is irrelevant to the person, product, or idea being described. Basically, "very efficient" or "lean and mean".

"De Niro's crew in HEAT was high speed, low drag!"
"Company XYZ process is high speed, low drag..."

by DJMushOne February 10, 2007

speed wobbles

A state of shakiness a rider experiences while hitting a high speed on a board typically accompanied by an adrenaline rush and/or a state of panic.

Dude: Dude, bro, I would have totally stuck that turn but I got the speed wobbles half way down the hill and I knew it was time to bail!
Dude, bro: Poser...

by Molly C August 22, 2006

Speed Cola

A power-up in call of duty: black ops that reduces reload time by 50%. Bought in vending machines after power is turned on.

Player 1-How are you reloading so fast?

Player 2-I got some Speed Cola from the vending machine.

by MicX5 December 31, 2010

freedom of speech

The freedom to an opinion and the right to express it in a non-violent and non-threatening manner. It does not, as opposed to what many people think, grant the freedom to say anything without consequences.

John: "I can threaten to kill you and your family all I want, it's freedom of speech."
Dave: "You're an idiot."

by nbtrap August 4, 2007

Spefert

Sean's form of the word "perfect" when hes had too much beer and wine.

Sean's Mom - "Hey honey. How was Timmy's birthday party?"

Sean - "It was Spefert, maaaaan."

Sean's Mom - "What did you say?"

Sean - "It was Speferrrrrrt."

Sean's Mom - "You're fucked now, bitch. Bend over."

Sean - "Oh. Spefert"

by DylanIsATallRetard August 7, 2009