Beefy Sparkler

A withered or ‘spent’ penis

He seemed to have a well used penis. It resembled a beefy sparkler, much like uncooked spaghetti covered in thick gravy

by ElementaryHolmes July 14, 2022

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Armitage-Shankler

Example of a random term uttered by an older person when the correct term alludes them. Followed by an expectation the receipient of the remark is a mind-reader or a cock-womble if they don't understand

"Pass the Armitage-Shankler please Jack", said Bob. Jack replied "An Armitage-Shankler? Do you mean the #2 Phillips Screwdriver?". "That's what I said", an exasperated Bob exclaimed

by F34 May 11, 2025

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Clanker spanker

Someone who is romantically attracted to clankers or other mechanical things.

I know you like Star Wars, but why do you have to be a clanker spanker?

by SpeedyDrums October 3, 2025

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Stinky Sparkler

When it’s New Year’s Eve and you cum on your wife’s butt as she farts.

Last night we celebrated New Year’s Eve with a stinky sparkler!

by Swidelman December 31, 2025

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kansas city sparkler

When a woman cums on a man's penis during intercourse, and using the secretion as adhesive, glitter is put on the man's penis. This, giving the appearance of a sparkler

Dicks and Jane are very festive. Last night they made a Kansas City sparkler .

by Kansas boi April 15, 2017

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