Greasy Spatula

When you spank someone with a spatula after they sharted

I had to throw away all my kitchen utensils after my roommate gave his gf a greasy spatula

by jumbo_plumbo February 26, 2022

spider spatula

A spider spatula is somebody who is a bitch nigga. Two faced can't be trusted motherfucker.

Terrell was being a spider spatula today I can't be cool with that dude anymore.

by anonymous March 11, 2022

bull spatula

"man this is bs!"

"dont say that, say bullspatula!'

"MAN THIS IS SOME BULLLSPATULA!"
bull spatula means bullshit but in a non curse lanugage

by owneerofyrmom May 9, 2023

international spagulareate

a level three qualification for idiots that couldn't even do a t-level

"oh I did the international baccalaureate, what about you?"
"I did the international spagulareate... it was pretty chill tho."

by ilovespagsomuch November 8, 2023

Indiana spatula

When you insert the handle end of your spatula into your vagina and continue to cook with it.

She used her Indiana spatula to make that sausage.

by xCrimsonPeachx May 5, 2024

Nazi Spatula

correct term for Leon Musk's hideous Cybertruck

Elmo is super proud of his Samsung Fridge, aka the Nazi Spatula, even though it's so ugly the back-alley dumpster in Paramus didn't want to date one.

by Uncle Joosie October 23, 2024

butter the spatula

Take out the trash. Comes from the Italian phrase buttare la spazzatura meaning to take out the trash.

Lee always bitches when I don’t butter the spatula, but she does it anyway.

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx July 11, 2022