New York sober

When an individual doesn’t drink, but uses cocaine.

A: Why does Nick keep jingling his keys and going to the bathroom every 20 minutes?

B: Oh, he’s New York sober now.

by Bobbymcfartface69 September 16, 2022

sober chilling

The act of hanging ten with your bros without the influence of something fierce in one person/peoples drank. Originated during the sweet swell of 1970s in California, mostly used by bros alike.

Yo dawg, sober chilling at my place tonight? Yo that sounds bomb yo.

by Alpha Beta Gooso April 27, 2010

sjoert

sjoert is a mainly dutch male name who is given to people who are rather annoying. as such they only talk to girls about how much they drink etc. thinking this impresses them.

sjoert: yesterday i drunk 20 beers
you: ow rlly (who cares)

or between you and friends:
you: sjoert talked to me again about himself
friend: o not again, does he never stop?

by Almighty Harry July 13, 2009

Sober Seed

An idea or thought which is planted when one is sober, but refers to a time when you will be drunk. Normally a joke, if the seed grows with alcohol intake it will cause your drunken brain to remember it. This will result in you repeating the joke again and again throughout the night, on the basis that 'It was funny when I was sober, therefore must be funny now'

The idea of a 'beer jacket' was comical whilst sober, however as the sober seed sprouted, Dave had begun running around the party naked shouting 'I'm not cold, I have my beer jacket on'

by Raving Looney December 9, 2008

Soberiety

1) An intoxicated person's way of saying "sobriety."

2) The state of feeling sober even though one is obviously not.

Soberiety is a bitch." "I hate soberiety.

by J-Bird Spice December 15, 2010

pt sober

pt sober (ie. phantasy tour sober). the act of being only marginally trashed on one or more substances. also known as a still publicly acceptable, milder version of spun.

e.g: "i was pt sober, i only had four beers"

"i was pt sober at the biscuits last night, i only boofed a little mahldawg and snorted some k."

by jellyandjammms April 3, 2010

Sober

Sober, in a literal sense, is to be void of the influence of any intoxicating agents like alcohol, for example.

However, it is often used (satirically) to replace the word drunk in places and situation where it would be wise to avoid explicitly stating one's intention to become intoxicated.

Hey man, are you and the boys still going out to get sober as all hell tonight?

by NNaydenn December 19, 2009