soda simp

The opposite of a hydro homie. Someone who drinks too much soda and not enough water.

Don't be a soda simp or else you'll get kidney stones

by ShwneZhao October 30, 2020

Soda bandit

When someone goes into a self serve restaurant and asks for a cup of water but fills the cup with soda, gets caught, and is banned from the restaurant for life.

Karen aka the soda bandit has been banned from many restaurants over the years for taking soda after she asked for a cup of water.

by Phoofs March 17, 2016

Yappy Soda

Soda that makes one particularly talkative. Typically contains a double shot of spirits, liquor, or other alcoholic concoction.

She drank the yappy soda and now won’t stop telling me about her sexual exploits

by SeeShoe March 8, 2023

secret soda

When you ask for a cup at a fast food restaurant so you can get water at the soda fountain, but later get soda instead. For paranoid types, this usually works best with clear sodas, like Mountain Dew or Ginger Ale.

Dude, why is your water bubbling?

That's not water, man....it's secret soda!

by Carbonation Jane July 1, 2012

Soda Star

The legends themselves. But for real, I can't tell you

"What's a Soda Star?"
"I can't tell you"
"Why can't you tell me?
"I just can't...... Soda Star"

by The Gwartiator September 5, 2021

Boneless Soda

Just like boneless pizza, it’s a soda with no bones in it.

“Hey dude you want a boneless soda?”

by Bepislover293 February 14, 2019

dad soda

Any type of chilled brew a dad would consume after mowing the lawn, getting home from work, dropping the kids off at practice or while watching the news.

Ay, slip be another dad soda.

by FathersDay July 21, 2015