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SACK SOAKER  

washing your partners back in the shower with your soapy nut sack.
Mark was washing Vickie's back with his soapy SACK SOAKER while giving her a golden shower.
SACK SOAKER by tonmarkvictj October 4, 2007

Super Soaker

Can be anything that is soooo cool it soaks the panties of every girl that sees it
"hey Tommy, did you get a new car?" "yeah, its a corolla" "alright man, total super soaker!"
Super Soaker by EthanPoo April 30, 2010

socked out asshole 

Medical term describing the resulting injury from anal sex when the male pulls out so fast that his shaft gets caught in the participating female's anus and proceeds to rip her colon out of her ass. The colon then proceeds to hang from the anus.
Fred: "Janie's parents walked in on us last night when I was pounding her from behind"
Sam: "What happened?"
Fred: "I pulled out so fast that I gave her a socked out asshole"
Sam: "That must have been embarrassing"
Fred: "Nah, it happens all the time"
socked out asshole by THESOCKMASTER October 25, 2006

Snakedog 

The "Snakedog" has existed since 1979 and is widely regarded as one of the most horrible and dangerous animals in existance. The first known sighting of the Snakedog was in 1979 and has since laid waste to most of South American.

This horrible beast is most often 200-400 feet long, and uses it's body to slither like a snake, and it's near-useless paws are barbed with massive razor-sharp claws. There are also reports that the Snakedog can breathe fire.

The Snakedog has stayed in mostly humid climates, and such has since 1979 Destroyed nearly 450,000 square miles of south america, and there are numerous reports of the Snakedog destroying whole villages.
That Snakedog ate my grandfather!

WATCH OUT, SNAKEDOG!

super soaker

an extremely loose bowel movement in that the said movement comes out like a brown jet of water in the style of a "super soaker"
me and fash were digging for worms when he got caught short on the beach, with nowhere to run he fired a super soaker that covered the beach in his runny shat
super soaker by davethejag December 9, 2008
1. As I credit the previous reviewer for noting, the term "smaked" is home to the DC region, in particular Virginia.

I believe that the word originated out of a typo (or bad spelling) in the internet. Once people read the word "smaked", they realized how much sense it makes. Not only does it ring off the lips properly, but it adds a whole new dimension to the list of phrases marijuana users have at their disposable in order to describe their mental state.

Normally it's common for users to become smacked or high. But when one achieves a level such that he is both smacked and baked, he can truly proclaim that he is smaked.

If typed, generally accompanied by horrible spelling and grammar.

2) Intoxicated, acting stupid, actin unswagglery
1) I am in a state of utter smakedness.

Dis dude smaked.

cali got me smaked

2)

Did you just break my bong? you smaked piece of shit!

sory for bein a hotboy im smaked
smaked by ProfessorSwagSauce October 23, 2011