1. John couldn't come to work today. He said hes snotty so i bet he's home Snurgling.
2. Sorry i couldn't come to work yesterday. I was snotty, but at least i got a good Snurgle off.
2. Sorry i couldn't come to work yesterday. I was snotty, but at least i got a good Snurgle off.
by Snurgler January 21, 2026
Get the Snurgling mug.Snurling is a highly taboo and disturbing ritual sex act involving two corpses. The act begins by inserting a fetus (usually from a stillbirth or recently deceased pregnant woman) into the rectum of a fresh corpse. A practitioner known as the Snurler then performs oral suction on the corpse’s mouth, attempting to draw the fetus up through the digestive tract and extract it through the esophagus and throat into their own mouth.
“You think gorping’s bad? Bro’s been snurling since the funeral.”
“Sticky Ricky got caught mid-snurl again. Cops found the fetus halfway up the chute.”
“He keeps a jar labeled ‘snurl fuel’ in the fridge. I’m never visiting him again.”
“Sticky Ricky got caught mid-snurl again. Cops found the fetus halfway up the chute.”
“He keeps a jar labeled ‘snurl fuel’ in the fridge. I’m never visiting him again.”
by Crusty smeglord July 23, 2025
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