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Sneaky Joseph 

To unscrew and ejaculate inside the shower head then replace shower head ready for someone else to use! Named sneaky Joseph because of possibility that it was not an immaculate conception...
Hey, Just had a 'sneaky Joseph' round Daves house! Bad start to the day for him tomorrow!
Sneaky Joseph by Wicked Cheese October 4, 2010

Sneaky Chinaman 

When a person cuts line - when pulled up they claim to not understand the theory behind lines nor understand orderly waiting.
Dude I thought you checked in ages ago - you were in line for a while - yeah man got sneaky chinamaned by a whole family! Took ages!
Sneaky Chinaman by Linewatcher July 19, 2015

Sneaky Dutchman 

The act of farting in bed, then sneaking out the covers turning on the bedroom lights so the sleeping partner pulls the covers over thier head giving themselves a Dutch Oven
As I left for work I let Shelley with a Sneaky Dutchman

Sneaky Pete 

The term for a man or woman who has a STD but does not inform their one-night-stand until the morning after.
J: "I had a great time last night Erica, and by the way you should get tested"

E: "You're such a Sneaky Pete"
Sneaky Pete by BKDC October 22, 2009

Sneaky Russian 

When you sneak up behind an unsuspecting female (or male), smash the bottle of vodka you have in hand, and then take them roughly from behind.
I was at this party and i gave a Sneaky Russian to a drunk chick. I took her most roughly.

Sneaky Seyfert 

When one is in an automobile, and takes a 4 week old delopadated chowder bag full of warm chowder and slaps their passenger in their face causing chowder to explode on their face and mouth and causing them to vomit perfusly.
Paul gave Zach a Sneaky Seyfert after Paul banged his girlfriend.
Sneaky Seyfert by Seymore August 1, 2006