smooth juicer

a cool kid, when you have friends but you no life call of duty world at war all night with your other juicers

Jordan Kelleher is a smooth juicer

by JJ Juicer March 11, 2009

Road Smoothie

Received oral pleasure while you are driving down the hihgway

I was getting a good road smoothie while I was driving to Vegas with my escort.

by E-man May 28, 2003

hand smoothie

Giving a hand job with cut up fruit in your hand

Dude she gave me a hand smoothie last night!!

by DZphantom July 2, 2015

Pizza Smoothie

When lesbians are having period sex with a strap on, but the strap on is an Italian sausage.

**If you wrap the sausage in a condom it is a Detroit style pizza smoothie (b/c the "sauce" is on top).

I already earned my red wings... Let's make a pizza smoothie!

by Fartfactory, CEO February 28, 2020

smooth brained

Your brain doesn't work right and the gears don't function right. Otherwise said as you are stupid, dumb, an idiot.

Hey Darrell those eggs go in the fridge you smooth brained mother fucker.

by Smooth brained mf October 3, 2019

smooth music

Music deemed smooth, in example, Steely Dan, Hall and Oates, Loggins and Messina, The Doobie Brothers, Michael McDonald, Kenny Loggins..etc.
Non offensive, usually accompanied by piano music. Popularized in the 1970's and 80's.

"No music in my studio, unless its smooth music."

by Kenny Loggins September 4, 2006

smoothie

A smoothie is a cold, fruit-based blended drink. It is usually composed of a variety of fruits and sometimes yoghurt to thicken the concoction.

"I ordered a strawberry-banana smoothie with a mutlivitamin booster and it was go-od!"

by Rudie April 10, 2006