Smoove

The condition of being cockless

Y'all thought I was smoove cuz I never got no handy-j

by Ihaveahugepenis November 7, 2016

smokley

A sophmore witha heavy cocaine and marijuana addiction. Also see,
big smoke
oakley
big toke
big oak

Greg: What do you wana do?
Smokley: Lets have Jenn buy us a bag.

by evan June 3, 2004

Smoove upside his head

To punch someone in the head.

Dude is trying to kick it to my girl. I'm gonna have to go smoove upside his head.

by dcurvycutie November 27, 2009

Smollet

The act of claiming a racial ficticious attack on oneself to gain recognition.

crying wolf

He was juse mad so he smolleted that foo.

by The Real News Network March 5, 2019

Smoogler

Smoog or Smoogler - a cat thats walks up to you wanting pats is a Smoogler or a smoog.

Awww what a fluffy smoogler

by KarlyPilkoids April 4, 2019

smollettitty

Micro-mini imagined grievances against those who created everything you enjoy.

Muh smollettitty grows cuz all Crackers dunt kiss muh azz.

by deckchaironthetitanic April 6, 2019

shmooley

Somebody That’s cool Asf and your closest Friend and Someone you can trust!

This is my Shmooley and We hang out everywhere

by C-Mane February 25, 2020