SLUMP

SLUMP stands for Sed Lyf Ultra Max Pro, and is used when you're thoroughly sick and tired of your life, or someone just had a humongous misfortune.

#1: “How's your day?” “It's totes SLUMP girl… my bf totally ditched me right in the middle of the night! I need some company at the bar. Come join meeee!”
#2: *You're friend just did his 99th draw but didn't win Raiden. And the moment he had enough primos for another spin, the banner ended* “Woah! SLUMP LOL!!!! XD XD XD”

by Anonymous(Z.A.) May 13, 2023

the slump

A period, ranging from one day, to an indefinite amount of time, where one cannot masturbate or engage in sexual activity, due to pure lack of interest.

"Guy 1: "Invite Dan to the party tonight. Theres gonna be mad girls there."
Guy 2: "He won't come man, he's in the slump right now."

by Deathmetaller January 13, 2009

Introvert's slump

The lack of desire to check up or hang out with people ; even the ones you love the most!

I've been in such an introvert's slump lately, I haven't seen or even texted my BFF in over a week!

by whowouldhaveknown.com October 22, 2023

Slumped

So tired you can’t do anything.

Man I was so slumped last night I didn’t text my gf back

by Ur mom🥸 June 22, 2022

Slump

When a male ejaculates from the rubbing of his pants on his penis. This is common among young teenagers and those who pre-jac.

"Man I need to go to the bathroom before I slump everywhere."
*On discord with the bois* : "Help help I'm slumping"

by PlumsAreGood July 23, 2022

Fucking slumping

Being really horny so you masturbate while slumping

The other day I saw the swimsuit magazine so I started fucking slumping

by Wmamba25 March 5, 2017

slump can

during a long night of drinking, there is always that one dude blacked out on the couch. As his head swings back and forth and he mumbles about something he has gone full slumpcan

Example: " Colin drank a full bottle of Kamchatka and how he has gone slump can."

by slumpin November 6, 2014