Slutern

Formal of slut. -Any person who engages in slutery.

After last night, I feel like such a slutern.

by Mike November 11, 2003

Facebook Slumber Party

The act of staying up to all hours of the night chatting away with your long lost friend, pen pal, or sexting buddy on Facebook. You can talk about your favorite TV show, how much weight you've gained/lost, the massive dump you just took, or which girl's picture you hate the most. But best of all, you can stay up all night talking to someone without actually talking to someone!

Betty: What'd you do last night, Sal? You look rough.
Sal: Oh I just had a facebook slumber party with Tina. We were up until three in the morning just laughing our souls out!

by caiphie887 December 22, 2010

slumberjack

A girl who figuratively speaking is jacking you off all night but just wants to sleep over aka slumber.

The sorostitute slumberjacked me last night

by fatherfrat November 27, 2010

slumber party in my basement

to fall asleep while in the proses of being butt fucked or butt fucking someone.

Lauren: hey wana have a slumber party in my basement ?
Matt:no that's just gross

Kevin:ya, when did you get so kinky?
Russell:Lauren your coming off very unattractive right now

also heard in

Your Love Is My Drug- Ke$ha

by killinger July 22, 2010

Subert

Someone has a real resemblance to dogs, most notably that of the Afghan variety.

Look at that girl's hair! She's a total Subert

by Jackboy1701 June 3, 2009

sluterosexual

(variants: slutrosexual, slutarosexual)

adjective
(of a person) sexually attracted to anyone who happens at the moment to be gratifying one sexually.
See: 'sluttish', 'slutty'.
• involving or characterized by a sexual attraction between very horny people: "they had a brief sluterosexual encounter at the back of the bus".

noun
a sluterosexual person.
Cf: metrosexual.
• jocular, as applied to an overly friendly housepet: "Phang is acting mighty sluterosexual this evening!"

derivatives
sluterosexuality noun
sluterosexually adverb

origin
20th C., from 'slut' (Middle English, unknown origin: slovenly or promiscuous usu. female) + 'heterosexual'.

by Robyn Goodfellow December 19, 2013

SlumberJacking

The act of dozing off while masturbating, or jerking off while asleep.

“My boyfriend’s great at slumberjacking, he really knows how to handle wood while he saws logs.”

by PostModernValkyrie June 4, 2018