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Florida Swamp Slinger 

The act of penetrating an anus of the female type with an erect penis or dildo (if lesbian) and then pulling out and slinging the contents on the backside of the female you are penetrating. Usually consisting of fecal matter, lube, spit, sweat, peanuts, corn, the meal she had 6 hours earlier, and semen.
Yo bro, i was getting bored with my sex last night, so i performed the "florida swamp slinger" on my now ex girlfriend.
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Ink slinger 

A person who can cum really far, usually up the back of someone after withdrawing from anal sex.
I was fucked by the biggest ink slinger last night. He pulled out and shot his cum so far up my back it splatted my hair.

That hunk is such an olympic ink slinger. He shot it so far it blew a hole in the wall!
Ink slinger by Talli Wacker February 8, 2018

purple headed yogurt slinger

"DUDE! That dirty little slut just got shot in her assholio by that nignogs purple headed yogurt slinger"

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yogurt slinger

When two sluts get drunk, one passes out, and then the other climbs up onto her naked chest and starts slapping her boobs around with her palms.

Then because they are really drunk, the one who is on top puts too much pressure on the one getting their tits smacked around that they puke all over the place.

Hence, a yogurt slinger or yogurt slinging
Yo, I just walked in on some hoes and they were doing the yogurt slinger on each other. It was fuckin' sweet.

bee slinger 

A person who befriends another in order to win others affection/attention by bringing them into a group who, in turn, are the bee stingers!!! putting them in ARM's length of a bee swarm getting stung much much more - can be much more 'hurtful' than a bee stinger.
That b*tch brought me here just for show and tell??? She's such a bee slinger.
bee slinger by misstwist July 20, 2010

hose slinger 

A man (esp. Aaron) who really knows how to handle his penis.
That stud is a real hose slinger.
hose slinger by jacknut January 19, 2012

Hose slinger 

A man who knows how to handle his penis.
That stud is really a hose slinger.
Hose slinger by jacknut January 30, 2012