sleepsterbating

The act of masturbating from the minute you wake up just to fall back to sleep once again

Guy 1: why hasn't ethan woken up yet? It's noon
Guy 2: dude you know he's sleepsterbating, he's going to out for a while

by FrostbiteXP November 30, 2015

slumester

The last few weeks in the semester when you're slummin' it so hard and the only thing you can afford is bagels and $5 boxed wine which you will save to get you through all those shitty finals.

Connie: How's your slumester going?

Pam: Last week I ran out of laundry detergent so I used body wash and the only thing I have in the ref ridge is Kraft singles. Thanks for asking Connie!

Connie: Good Shit, Pam!

by College Girl Shit November 28, 2016

Slingster

So say a slingster is a mechanism to quick draw a gun... then someone who is equally equipped but mechanically faster than their peer to draw a gun.... then they are a slingster themselves.. with or without a mechanism they are the quick draw...

Wow.... Doc Holliday was a slingster !!!!!

by Lizawesomo May 12, 2018

Slangster

Any person using slang terminology

Eric is a slangster.

by rafael e Reyes June 10, 2019

scenestars

a very cool tiktoker with 14k followers

person 1: hey have you seen scenestars?

person 2: no who is that?

person 1: a really cool tiktoker, you should watch their vids

person 2: i guess i’ll watch their vids lol

by marscool6969 November 2, 2021

Smeester

One which is nice and funny but usually bossy. A smeester is someone who enjoys baking and toast but sounds like a grandmother.

I can’t believe that July is being such a smeester.

by Balls of mass 69420 June 16, 2022

Skeester

Someone’s sister who’s skeezy

That’s my skeester Nadine

by NachoBusiness3 May 23, 2023