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Skeet Shelf

A skeet shelf is an abnormally large or overly large portion of the forehead. Usually flat, a skeet shelf is used in most cases during oral foreplay, but can be used to finish upon as well.
This broad had a huge skeet shelf.
by Lucas Beam February 24, 2008
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skeet daddy

A man who cannot hold in his sperm and fails at pulling out thus, has multiple kids by multiple women by mistake.
Tom: hey man did you hear that Jeff has 4 kids by three different women?

Mike: yea man. He's a skeet daddy.
by Splashgame June 4, 2016
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skeeter-hawk

A crane fly. It is a common myth that crane flies eat mosquitoes, so in redneck areas of the country, they call them 'skeeter hawks.
Redneck: Them gosh damn skeeter-hawk flyin' all over mah trailer! I shouldna left mah winduh open las' night, 'cus they's really annoyin' me. At least they's ain't gon be no mo' muhskeetahs in mah trailer. I hope they's go suck on tahrone's ass tuhnaght.
by bodacious brownie troop March 19, 2017
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Skeetloaf

When you ejaculate inside of a woman with a yeast infection. The yeast then gets turned into a loaf of bread. Enjoy.
Bro me and Nancy made some skeetloaf last night.”
by PuckFuss January 2, 2019
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skeet skeet cannon

The act of ejaculating in a female until you pull out and get loaded down with a heap of dragon sneezing jizz
Dang that skeet skeet cannon was amazing last night...
by lildick nigga April 8, 2019
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skeet skeet fariri

Skeet skeet fariri is skeeting in your fariri
by ~Macy and Kaylie June 18, 2019
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skeet slinger

To throw a hand full of cum at someone. Usually at someone you don't like.
The twins were so mad at ana pixy for using peoples last name on urban dictionary that they slung skeet at her and hit her in the face. To their surprise she liked it. They are skeet slingers.
by jimmybomm April 23, 2020
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