A cocktail consisting of 1-2 excedrins and a shot of whiskey, usually had during a pre-game before a big night out.
Person #1: Tonight's a big night. We need to start on the right foot.
Person #2: Let's have a Simple Simon
Person #2: Let's have a Simple Simon
by The Real John Lennon January 30, 2015
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Also known as a “simp”.
Also known as a “simp”.
“Girl, did he tell you whether or not y’all are dating?”
“No. He hasn’t texted me back.”
“Man that nigga is a simp (simpleton).”
“No. He hasn’t texted me back.”
“Man that nigga is a simp (simpleton).”
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five fags with no musical talent attempting to make music by bitching and whining about life. they are nothing but a disgrace to canadian bands.
by nub_sauce December 14, 2008
Get the simple plan mug.A band full of whiney-ass bitches who constanly complain about how horrible their lifes are and how much their dad didn't love them or something.
Emos love this band.
And that is why I hate them.
Emos love this band.
And that is why I hate them.
Emo: I went to see Simple Plan last night. It made me feel so good that I cut myself.
Me: *Stabstabstab*
Me: *Stabstabstab*
by S4v4nn4h January 15, 2006
Get the Simple Plan mug.originally thought of as just that shitty band, simple plan can now be placed on anything/anyone that is a huge embarrassment in general.
"my dads glasses fold up into a 1 inch case. what a failure. what a simple-planning son of a bitch"
"why are we so uncreative? i can't come up with any band names.. crap, why don't we call ourselves 'LAME ASS'.. or no lets just resort to the simple plan of-
"thats it! simple plan! its like code for lame ass! with a shit-name like that we won't have the added pressure of making good music!"
"you're so right! that reminds me.. why AM i such a dumb poser?"
"why are we so uncreative? i can't come up with any band names.. crap, why don't we call ourselves 'LAME ASS'.. or no lets just resort to the simple plan of-
"thats it! simple plan! its like code for lame ass! with a shit-name like that we won't have the added pressure of making good music!"
"you're so right! that reminds me.. why AM i such a dumb poser?"
by my uterus and i December 17, 2005
Get the Simple Plan mug.ok, this is the kind of shit that should be banned from being called rock. this is one of the biggest poser bands, which really pisses me off. i think that this band should die in fucking hell
cool kid: why are you listening to simple plan?
faggot poser: because they are so sweet
cool kid: wow your a fucking queer.
faggot poser: because they are so sweet
cool kid: wow your a fucking queer.
by acdcrules December 30, 2005
Get the Simple Plan mug.Possibly the suckiest band known to man. All they do is whine and complain about their lives, they should really shut the fuck up until they find out what a hard life really is.
by OMGWTFBBQ092 October 2, 2005
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