rectum sized keyboard

a keyboard thats around the size of an average rectum.

how big is your keyboard?

i have a rectum sized keyboard, its really big!

well how big is your rectum?

by CoolGuy205 August 9, 2023

stay sized

another term for stay strapped - or have a gun on you

these mfs stay sized

by dictonaryboy May 27, 2023

Holst sized orchestra

A Extremely extremely extremely large orchestra with many parts to it with about 30 different instruments and 10 different parts to each instrument there are instances where you can’t even have eight French horn parts

The name came from the instrumentation used in the planets by Gustav Holst

A holst sized orchestra will cost a lot

by Fruit Hunter June 14, 2023

Gallon-Sized Jugs

Tits that are questionably large, as in ones that are so fucking heavy they can soak bullets as well as cum.

Jack: "Holy shit, look at those!"
Sam: "What?"
Jack: "How do you not see those gallon-sized jugs Ashlyn has on her?"
Sam: "Jack... That's my girlfriend."

by Saryniae January 1, 2024

Gallon-Sized Jugs

A pair of obscenely large breasts. You can't not see them.

Luke: Holy shit, look at those gallon-sized jugs she got, bro!
Sam: What, who?
Luke: Can you not see them? Dawg, Ashlyn rocks those!
Sam: Luke... That's my girlfriend.

by Saryniae January 7, 2024

Fun sized

A girl who is fairly small but has curves in all the right places. A small girl with big boobs and a big ass. Also a very attractive girl, these girls are below 5'5. An example is Mila Kunis.

"Jackie is fun sized"

by Kitty Rizzler April 11, 2024

Straight sized

A person whose clothing size falls within the standard size range offered by most clothing stores. In the U.S., straight sizes typically range from 0 to 12, though some brands extend this to a size 16. Sizes 12 through 18 are sometimes considered mid-sized, while size 20 and above is generally considered plus-sized. These ranges my vary by brand and region.

As a plus-sized person, I can not shop for clothes in most stores. My straight sized sister has a smaller size than me. Most stores carry her size.

by CestBo November 5, 2024