shallow

1. Concerned with surface attributes only.

2. One of several adjectives that perfectly describes a yuppie or a soccer mom. See also vulgar, annoying, and arrogant.

Macgregor is a shallow soccer mom.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

shallow

Morons who only like people because they're hot. They don't bother to actually get to know them.

Guy #1: Hal, lemme ask you something. Are you so shallow that you'd rather date a girl missing one breast than half a brain?
Guy #2: Ooh...toughie. Well, how's the remaining breast? Is it big?

by Elizabeth Bennett April 19, 2006

me'shell

1. The "cream of the crop," best of the best, better than everyone else
2. Showing all the characteristics of the ideal person, perhaps even god(ess)like
3. Amazing, awesome, supercool

Michelle is definitely me'shell

by the supercoolest January 3, 2005

Heaven Shall Burn

A death metal band that surprisingly actually has talent. Unlike many death metal bands, they are not just hitting the instruments on the ground. If you listen to them you will hear a very technical, very heavy band. Take my advice, forget what everyone says about death metal being a "no talent genre" and buy a Heaven Shall Burn album and sit back and listen to the very complex guitars and pounding drum beats.

Heaven Shall Burn is awesome

by superninjapenguin December 14, 2008

fishing shallow

a term used when a guy's dick is so small he can barely get it past the labia when having sex with a woman.

Girl 1: I heard John is fishing shallow.

Girl 2: Yeah, poor guy. Sally said he got a lot deeper with his finger.

by cybersavage December 9, 2013

Hit Me With Your Best Shallot Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a burger that comes with shallots

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Hit Me With Your Best Shallot burger, it has shallots!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

shallow

a person who likes someone just because of their looks.

"Yanira Saenzpardo is so shallow she didnt go out wit that guy because he dropped his milk"

by Jael January 17, 2006