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jefferson county sheriff

Pretty chills mountain police in Colorado who are very kind and often let you go but are hard core on and the people who actually commit crimes and actually do there job and not really do much traffic control.
hey brother! i'm from the jefferson county sheriff hows it goin, got a complaint next door about your music, could you turn it down a bit, thanks BUD talk to ya later!
by ryfly May 2, 2008
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jefferson county sheriff

Pretty chills mountain police in Colorado who are very kind and often let you go but are hard core on and the people who actually commit crimes and actually do there job and not really do much traffic control.
hey brother! i'm from the jefferson county sheriff hows it goin, got a complaint next door about your music, could you turn it down a bit, thanks BUD talk to ya later!
by ryfly May 3, 2008
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Sheriff

Noun; a joke which is either not funny, or is told by someone who is not funny. Often announced during an awkward silence.
Guy 1: What do clouds wear under there clothes?

Guy 2: /care

Guy 1: THUNDERPANTS!

Guy 2: ...


Sheriff?
by four fingered foetus February 1, 2009
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shpiff

a substitute for a curse, slang for 'shit', used in time of great shock
'Holy shpiff! That car nearly hit us!'
by Jenn Huls May 22, 2006
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shiff change

The act of removing a scandolous tramp from your life, for whatever reason you deem necessary, and moving on to the next one.
Keep running your mouth bitch and you will be shiff changed!

She wouldn't blow me so I shiff schanged that hoe!

Careful tramp it's almost shiff change!
by drugs-are-bad September 2, 2009
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Scriffing

The act of dragging the edge of a piece of paper across the up of a dick... With the hole.
Fuckboy: Oh shit, my girlfriend got made at me and scriffed me in the night. Fuck it hurts. I hate scriffing.
by Frozen112 May 13, 2015
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sheriff

The man.

The big dog

The captain of the pirate ship.

The King of the jungle.

A man that knows all and does all, and usually sleeps with your mom.

he loves to say fuck versace qlique
sheriff is best
by beniim December 11, 2016
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