snarf

the act of being sexually aroused by smelling bike seats

I saw Courtney being a dirty snarf at the elementary school.

by ds7855 December 17, 2008

snarfiblechaffatiousity

a smokeable relative of a pigmy shrew known to wear scally bling on jewish festivals with an exeptionally large nose and right testicle

have you seen my snarfiblechaffatiousity?
are there any snarfiblechaffatiousity around here?

by snarfiblechaffatiousity grower February 5, 2004

snarfed

the action of being dissed. Stopped from doing something by another person. Denied. cock blocked Promised something only to find out it was given to someone else. To be tricked by another person.

Dude, I was so gonna hang out tonight and bang some yayo and peach vodka tonics, but my man snarfed me.

by Madison Ryder September 23, 2005

sharf

To shit and barf simultaneously. Usually done when something foul is ingested or when one has the flu and diharrea at the same time.

Oh shit! I just sharfed everywhere!
It smells like sharf in here!
Who the fuck sharfed in my bathroom!?
If you don't shut up im going to sharf in your bed and cover it up so you crawl in it and sharf in response.

by Kyle August 15, 2006

Schnarf

To clear one's nasal passage by covering one nostril and blowing out the other.

"My old man schnarfed while doing yardwork. It was disgusting."

by E-mas January 10, 2009

Snarfing

(See Barfing/Sneezing) Snahr.feeng
Verb
The act of sneezing and barfing simultaneously.

The school boy was snarfing during class.

by Rebotchi April 13, 2011

Snarfing

The act of reaching inside ones pants and fondling the genitals prior to shaking hands with someone you dislike. Also known as "Second Hand Penis".

Hot and humid days are best for snarfing.

by BjornFree December 7, 2011