Seat Shitting

The act of dropping, smearing or otherwise soiling the toilet seat after defication. Usually occurs while wiping.

Damn it James, you need to stop seat shitting!

by Poo-hater February 4, 2010

Pussy Shittin

Giving birth or shitting from your pussy. The shit must have 2 legs and 2 arms to be considered a pussy shit.

Demarcus - "That whore shat a baby our her pussy"

Wayne - "Damn, that bitch be PUSSY SHITTIN yo!!"

Demarcus - "Where's Mary at?"

Wayne - "She's at the hospital droppin a pussy shit"

by Cronny Jacobs April 4, 2010

shitting olympics

the shitting olympics is an event where great shitters from around the globe enter there shitting exploits via email in hope of winning gold medals in events such as "the bowl splatter""shitting baseball"(where the aim is to spray out of the playfield" "diving"(the aim is to make as little splash as possible)

"silence comes across the crowd as young nightingale from australia goes in for the bowl spray gold medal....look at his backward and forward rocking motion ladies and gentlemen...he rocks back then forward then back then forward on his final approach...he gets lift off he sprays!!!!ITS HIT THE BACK WALL!!!!!HE HAS SHATTERED THE RECORD!!!!!!!ITS PANDOMONIUM HERE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!!!another shitting olympics magic moment bought to you by sorbent and nescafe old gold coffee

by john coffee god save the queen October 18, 2008

You ain't shittin' kittens

Indicates strong agreement to a comment made by someone else, especially when that persons comment is a bit of an understatement, or states the glaringly obvious, or both.

Effectively equivalent to the phrase "That ain't no lie!!" or "Ain't that the truth?!", but said with great enthusiasm.

During a heavy thunderstorm, your friend says "It's a little bit wet outside." You respond with "You ain't shittin' kittens!!"

Two retail employees get done dealing with a difficult customer. In private, one says to the other "That guy was a douche!" The second responds with "Pfff, you ain't shittin' kittens!!"

by Atavist December 14, 2010

shitting kittens

Being exceptionally excited about something. Saying, "I'm excited about this," only says so much and can be taken in so many ways, but if you say, "this has me shitting kittens," there is no contesting the level of awesomeness that must be awaited.

Scammon: You excited to see Mr. Bungle tonight?
Noah: You kidding me? I'm shitting kittens!

by Kikipopo December 24, 2008

Shitstink

A terrible smell of feces. Similar to mudbutt

Hey, you shitstink bitch, get your ass on outta here before we call the odor Gestapo on your ass!

by Steagles June 11, 2006

jesus brick-shitting christ

An expression meant to convey extreme surprise or disgust with a situation.

Ex 1: (Realizing you've been robbed). You: Jesus brick-shitting christ, they even took the toaster!

by Slick Bastard December 14, 2006