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shaved mountain

A Shaved Mountain is something you come across when an SJW goes to extreme heights just to get their point across.
That shaved mountain of a Karen really tried to get me to believe that beans are actually a good food.
by Supremacy the Father March 16, 2021
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shave the alpacas

An alpaca shaver was having an affair with the alpaca owner. Since the guy was married she deviced a code for telling people she was sleeping with the guy. She will say" I was shaving his alpacas last night" code for the hairdresser playing with the old dude's balls!
Yeah, I was shaving his alpacas last night!affairbootyshaving alpaca playing with an old dude's balls- shave the alpacas girl
by OA-arizona March 10, 2017
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Shave The Teeth

Term used when teeth so nasty and haven't been cleaned in a very long time. The teeth so nasty and have a disgusting amount of plaque and other particles blanketing the teeth. Making the act of cleaning the teeth is more like shaving apposed to brushing the teeth to get plaque and nasty particles off teeth
Last month I went backpacking for seven days. and forget my tooth brush. I really needed to {shave the teeth} when I home.
by Secrect Destroyer September 10, 2016
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Australian Shave

It's like a shave, but down under
She didn't like her boyfriends bush so, she told him to get an Australian shave
by ThePotatoChip January 4, 2017
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shaving the dwarf

A term used for Dungeons and Dragons. Used when a player does something so outrageous that it causes the dungeon master to have to break story and ad lib the rest of the campaign.
"The king gives you a great quest...."
"I'm gonna shoot him in the face!"
"Great, we're shaving the dwarf again."
by the elephant man 2684 August 27, 2013
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Enhanced shaving

The Al-Qaida administration has defended their use of "enhanced shaving" in their fight against the US occupancy.
by mr_dressup November 30, 2010
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Anal Shavings

When you shit your pants and let it sit there until it gets hard enough to carve off with a knife.
I've made so many anal shavings over the years, I might have enough to sell in bundles on Etsy !
by The Ultimate Sandy Vagina June 10, 2017
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