Shameful shower

Taking a shower after going the bathroom, because you are all out of toilet paper.

I'm too lazy to go to the store, so after my morning shit, I had to take a shameful shower.

by urbandictionaryuser19372 January 7, 2012

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shame prostitute

a shame prostitute is an individual, usually a friend, who one hires or in some other way compensates to act as that person's significant other.

similar to a beard. however, proving or one's sexual orientation is not the purpose of the shame prostitute. the shame prostitute's sole purpose is to deflect the feelings of shame that one feels at not actually having a significant other in their life by friends and family.

shame prostitutes are very useful during weddings and holidays.

Girl: Allie, I heard you were going with Ben to his brother's wedding this weekend.
Allie: Yeah. I'm his shame prostitute.

by sheepmeeper January 9, 2012

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poop shaming

The act of shaming a person or animal for their defecation.

I don't like to take dumps at Brian's house. All he does is poop shame me afterwards. It's total poop shaming.

by Le pew pew July 20, 2016

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waddle of shame

The awkward pants-around-your-ankles shuffle you are forced to do when the last person didn't replace the toilet paper and the spares are far out of reach.

Curse you brother for forcing the waddle of shame upon me! Replace the toilet paper when you finish the roll!

by liliawhisper April 8, 2015

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Masturbation Shame

An intense feeling of self hatred and shame one will receive after masturbating, often when they have masturbated to something that may be considered deviated or weird.

The feeling I get after I masturbate to intense Triple Fisting is referred to as Masturbation Shame.

by David Daunt July 15, 2016

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