selfie session

A period of time where an individual takes an excessive amount of selfies and usually ends up deleting all of them.

My boyfriend stole my phone and looked at my selfie session from the other day.

by Psychedelic euphoria May 17, 2014

Mush Session

The term used when a guy is trying to perform intercourse with a flaccid penis

The act of "mushing" a flaccid penis into an orifice with little to no success.

We didn't have sex because he couldn't perform.

I needed a shoe horn and rubber-band to get me out of that mush session.

by msled December 25, 2010

Psychology Sessions

Psychology Sessions are one of the most insidious ways of torture, worse than burning and feeding the victim their fingers. It is not a physical torture, but one of the Mind. Where as physical torture victims may be crippled but recover, Victims of Psychology Sessions, Usually being Mentally Unstable, Become the Mentally Shattered. Once they have become the Mentally Shattered, there is no help for them.

Victim 1: "PLEASE. No More Psychology Sessions!"
Mother: "It's good for you, after what happened."
Victim 1: "It's Worse Than Suicide!"

by 51-13.64 June 3, 2018

Cum session

When you cum at least 3 times in a day

Example:yesterday I did a cum session watching porn

by RainbowOreo March 9, 2020

shooting session

A competition of talking shit about/to all participants

Nah I ain't in this shooting sessions mark takes it to the head.

by Fidel_Cash_Flo April 25, 2016

man-session

to have a man-session. a social gathering of "the guys"; often misunderstood as having homosexual meaning.

justin came to see if the guys wanted to have a man-session.

by teachingthetruth629 February 20, 2009

Poaching session

A time period where someone has roasted another person several times.

Bill: wow dude, you okay?
Rick: yeah man I was trying to debate wage gaps and Jim just kept demobilizing me!
Bill: that must have been a good poaching session! Wish I was there.

by Jason Jampsh June 27, 2017