afghan salami

when you roll up a condom to the tip of your penis, so it looks like your junk is wearing a little turban

"Sara called me a terrorist, so I gave her ass an afghan salami."

by John and Mike May 8, 2008

salami burp

when you burp up a gross tasting burp and its a mix of different foods.

David: Oh man, I just burped up the randomist shit.
Larry: Dude, salami burps are the worst.

by ItsMeHiHi December 16, 2009

Fish Flavoured Salami

When a man has been having sex with a woman, has got her fluid over his piece and then gets her to suck it.

Have a quick taste of the Fish Flavoured Salami bitch!

by CHZ8959 October 4, 2005

salami garage

another word for pussy

excuse me maam, how much would it cost to valet my meat in your salami garage for the night?

by crank bait November 12, 2009

Salami nips

When a girl has giant nipples that are dark red and look like salami on the end of her tits!

Dam bro that girl had huge salami nips last night!

by JyahC August 29, 2018

Salami Slap

When a person is down on their knees (or maybe they are just rather short?), giving oral sex to a penis and either they or yourself decide to slap them gently in the face with the penis.

“Ha ha Toby told everyone that he salami slapped you last night, he’s totally made you his bitch”

by Flames6067 April 20, 2019

salami sweetheart

A word to use for loved ones, friends and pets

"Hey salami sweetheart"
"Yah?"
"You forgot to do the dishes"

by Sizit November 16, 2020