planting seeds

the act of severely flirting with or dropping suggestive hints on a girl while she has a boyfriend so you can "cultivate" her after they break up

person 1: you see me planting seeds on that chick
person 2: PF 20's gonna kill you

by Ryan Bottary May 22, 2006

oh so secks

a phrase describing how an object is extremely attractive and desirable

Omg Jessica. That jacket is oh so secks! I really want to buy it now!

by [][]V[] []D[][]V[][]D[][]\[] March 4, 2009

seems legit

a sarcastic response to obvious fraudulent activity or false claims

Bernie Madoff: "Let me help your investments grow!"
SEEMS LEGIT

Government: "9/11 was not an inside job!"
SEEMS LEGIT

The Fed: "The forefathers of America were terrorists!"
SEEMS LEGIT

by SKaREO April 29, 2013

sunflower seeds

something that all blue collar workers love to eat.

frequently heard at the jobsite: "you guys want some sunflower seeds?"

by bumbleclot January 13, 2009

Everything seems funnier after 2 am

The tendency for things to seem funnier in the wee hours of the morning. Even if it wouldn't seem funny had you not been sleep deprived. Usually leads to a laughing fit after saying anything, even if it isn't funny.

Recounts of the events at this time the morning after. are usually segmented and won't seem as funny when given proper consideration of the conversation. Or may result in selective amnesia.

Voltanis: What the fuck did we talk about last night?

Maha: About bears? I don't know. Everything seems funnier after 2 am.

by Maha_Vailo March 2, 2012

Seeking the Heat

An innate technique known by all men, learned still on the cradle. Throught the Blind Roballo's preadators vision, he can seek the heat and then enter into hot places, where he will feel at home for an average time of 15 minutes. Although this practice leads men from all over the world to (irrationally)discover fat chicks "cavities", it is deemed to be one revolucionary step towards sexual freedom.

-"Hey Shoyu, did you banged that fat woman over there?"
-"Sure, I listened to the Blind Roballo's will... he was irrationally seeking the heat"

by Rodrigo Vinicius Dufloth January 12, 2009

Attention Seeker

Someone who engages in crying/fake drunkness/tantrums/telling you they're depressed but not saying anymore/poking you repeatedly in the hope that you will fall in love with them and give them an ego trip. Often found in Drama/Dance/Expressive Arts classes up and down the country. Almost always Female.

If youve never known one, then you must live in a remote village somewhere in Kazakhstan.

by Real Rock Fan November 10, 2004