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watermelon seed

When you spread a chicks butt apart and hock a loogie in her asshole.
I got down with that chick and gave her the old watermelon seed when she bent over.
by Jimbo420 June 16, 2008
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Seed of Evil

The seed of evil is the propensity for a woman to act out in a selfish, harmful manner towards men they are involved in a relationship with. Every woman contains the Seed of Evil, however the degree that the Seed effects a woman varies from case-to-case. Some women only contain the Seed deep down, where it has little effect on their behaviour. These women however do still in fact have the ability to harm a man that cares for her. Other women wear the seed of evil like clothing, and act outlandlishly at all times towards their boyfriends/husbands.

The only known women to not contain the seed of Evil are Grandmothers. It has been scientifically proven that the Seed of evil is washed out of the body during Menopause, and thus, Grandmothers do not act in a harmful way towards any men.
Man, I can't believe what that bitch did to me. She got the Seed of evil for sure

Everything was going great between us, but then she just dumped me out of no where. She is probably fucking someone else. God damn seed of evil
by Lahmead July 14, 2009
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seed goblin

Normally a fat black kid named Troy who loves cum in his asshole and mouth.
Man Troy is sure a seed goblin
by SeedGoblinTroy May 26, 2016
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Bubba Seed

Potent sperm that are capable of producing large birthweights in children, usually 10 plus pounds.
Joe: Hey Chad, how much did your brother weigh at birth?
Chad: Drew weighed 12lbs 11oz
Joe: Dang! You're dad planted the Bubba Seed that night!
by Joe Homebrew August 27, 2009
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Seed Catalog

Porno magazine or Victoria's Secret catalog that you look at while you jerk off to produce your seed.
I hope the mailman brings a new Seed Catalog today, the pages of my old ones are stuck together.
by CableMonkey September 5, 2015
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chia seeds

Seed of the salvia hispanica (chia) plant.
Ray Sulak eats chia seeds to fuel his endurance runs.
by AugmentedCactus October 1, 2010
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Seed Bag

by NiggaNig October 27, 2003
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