A.K.A. The Three Pigs
A group of three morbidly obese, black fat bitches that cannot dance but still put their "dance videos" on youtube. They steal all there songs from real singers and attempt to be sexy by jiggling their 500 pounds of fat around. Most all of there videos have millions of views from other fat black bitches from around the world who write in and proclaim how "amazing" the three pigs were. They continue to get millions of views from politically correct liberals who feel sorry for their fat asses. In numerous other videos, they talk "ghetto" and proclaim how happy they are with their bodies. It's too bad they are the only ones who think that way. You know what they say, you can't keep a fat bitch away from her fried chicken.
A group of three morbidly obese, black fat bitches that cannot dance but still put their "dance videos" on youtube. They steal all there songs from real singers and attempt to be sexy by jiggling their 500 pounds of fat around. Most all of there videos have millions of views from other fat black bitches from around the world who write in and proclaim how "amazing" the three pigs were. They continue to get millions of views from politically correct liberals who feel sorry for their fat asses. In numerous other videos, they talk "ghetto" and proclaim how happy they are with their bodies. It's too bad they are the only ones who think that way. You know what they say, you can't keep a fat bitch away from her fried chicken.
Fat black woman: OMG! GURLZ DAT WAS DA SHIT! YA'LL GURLZ BE AWESOME! I WISH I WAS FAT AND COULDN'T DANCE LIKE YOU! SECRET TROIS RULES!
by Fat Bitch Hater August 12, 2009
Get the Secret Troismug. A usually very masculine guy who is in the closet about his homosexuality. These guys tend to date women but are really just useing it to cover up his desire for men.
by Demicci D. Dior-Britt November 3, 2007
Get the secret sissymug. This is a method of exchanging gifts amongst a group of people. All members enter their name into a pot. Then each member draws a name. You buy a Christmas gift for the person whose name you've drawn. You're supposed to keep the name of person you've drawn secret: thus "secret" santa.
Due to 8 years of Bush regime rule, we are now too poor to buy each member of the family a gift, so we'll do secret santa this year.
by rich rick March 30, 2010
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Get the secret rendezvousmug. An awesome Facebook group composed of the coolest Jonas Brothers fans in existence. It's like Post Secret in the way that you write things on a picture and send it in as a "secret" but it's all about the Jonas Brothers. Then hilarious people like Clintt Eastwood and Glen Coco comment on them with hilariousness.
Me: You creepin'?
Random person: 0_o what?
Me: You know? Jonas Secrets?
Random person: ....no really what?
Random person: 0_o what?
Me: You know? Jonas Secrets?
Random person: ....no really what?
by LaurenJT December 23, 2008
Get the Jonas Secretsmug. while you are getting some dome you spin around so that your dick is tucked between your legs and pointing directly behind you. then get down on all fours(hands and knees) then continue to copp dome. Then just as your about to blow your load the giver turns his or her head so that thier ear as at the tip of your penis and then let 'em get the secret message!
"come over here, i got a secret message for you"
or:
" sh!t i hit her so hard i made her deaf!"
"how?"
"i gave her the best secret message shes ever had!"
or:
" sh!t i hit her so hard i made her deaf!"
"how?"
"i gave her the best secret message shes ever had!"
by Had-One-Once April 20, 2009
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