screen shopper

A broke individual who shops online but can't afford anything. Like a window shopper would do.

Boy 1: That girl over there is always looking up things she's can't afford
Boy 2: she's a screen shopper

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Screen-blaze

Getting flashed in the eye from the bright light of a screen

Jane woke up and reached for her phone but got screen-blazed.

Screen-blaze by gserif November 21, 2015

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Something that doesn't look like it would if it were real but rather the way it looks in the movies.

Wow, that lightsaber prop is 100% screen real!

screen real by vulkman83 September 20, 2016

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That girl is so hot, she's a screen capture.

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when a person makes something seem more happier than what it is on social sites.

Rosie and her husband are seperated, I dont know why she is on FB screen coating her life.

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Looking at someone else's screen to find them on the map

Me- **playing Slay.one with my friend**
Friend- **Looks at my screen**
Me- THE FUCK DUDE?!! NO SCREEN JUMPING

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when you're staring at a screen to close and for a long time that when overtime you close them in burns.

Person 1: I can't fall asleep
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: because of my screen eyes

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