Scrolling

An extremely important and irreplaceable activity, that is a part of every office job, and can involve any act that is unrelated to one's job mandate. Some common scrolling activities are fantasy football, social media, exploring Wikipedia and car forums. Advanced scrollers are able to deplete all scrolling materials available for the day covertly, while pretending to be extremely busy. This is usually achieved by professional scrollers through the use of window resizing, redundant spreadsheets, and mobile device utilization, among other things in the scroller's toolbox.

John: What's good at work bro, you fools busy or what?

Dave: Naw son, scrolling all day... Added a word to Urban Dictionary, while gambling on my stock trading account.

by Mike WG April 19, 2016

the scrambling ferret

the scrambling ferret is when your having doggy style sex with a girl against a wall, then very quickly you take your penis, without missing a beat and put it in her anus. She will immediately freak out and try to scramble up the wall infront of her to escape the pain.

smashed this chick surprise in the ass and she did the scrambling ferret and tried to escape up the wall

by Trennis May 13, 2009

pap scraping

What a female requires after there has been a lengthy amount of sexual activity without a pap smear.

Dr. Jackson: Okay, Quamilla. If you could just scootch down a little closer that'd be greeeat...oh! Oh my!

Quamilla: Doc, is they a prob all up in ma bumpin' tent?

Dr. Jackson: Oh no, everything is fine, Quamilla. Nurse Betty can you go get a rake, this one's going to need a Pap Scraping.

by Stephen Cummings June 11, 2006

bear crawling

The terrifying way Alma from FEAR crawls at you when your in an air vent.

OMFG ALMA's bear crawling me

by Foor November 30, 2006

screwing off

see "dicking around"

stop screwing off you dumb wanker and help me

by Anonymous November 2, 2003

creepy crawling

the act of committing small mischief late at night, usually in the suburbs.

STEVE: hey dude lets go creepy crawling
GREG: ok, we'll go piss in our neighbors pool

by chunk manmusk October 11, 2009

Scalling

scalling: (v) to brutally beat the mess out of someone or something (eg. that cocky asshole that always brags, annoying nerd that gets on your nerves, etc.) with a rubber ducky.

Past tense: scalled
Future tense: scall

Dude, I'm scalling your mom right now.

by Fartix Maximus February 6, 2005