"Just like scotch and coke, goes hand in hand"
"Wow you look scotched dude!"
"Would you scotch her?"
"Nothing better than a scotch and coke to get you through the night"
"Scotch 1,2,3"
"Let's play some hop scotch"
"Wow you look scotched dude!"
"Would you scotch her?"
"Nothing better than a scotch and coke to get you through the night"
"Scotch 1,2,3"
"Let's play some hop scotch"
by Scotchandcoke123 August 02, 2019
by Bigcid March 21, 2020
When seasonal changes to the weather occur and produce sub zero temperatures, men are susceptible to Scotch Egg Syndrome. A condition know only to affect males, when testicles are particularly cold, the scrotal sack reduces in size and the testicles amalgamate into one "ball", resembling a Scotch Egg. Hence, Scotch Egg Syndrom
Jim - "It is fucking freezing outside!"
Mike - "Tell me about it, mate. I've got Scotch Egg Syndrome."
Mike - "Tell me about it, mate. I've got Scotch Egg Syndrome."
by S34NY October 29, 2012
Alternative for whiskey dick. When you drink so much liquor you can’t get your penis to work for you.
“Did you hear about what happened to Dan after Jenny’s party the other night? He and Carrie were trying to f*ck and the poor man had a major case of Scotch Richard.”
“Talk about bad luck, maybe he won’t drink so much next time.”
“Talk about bad luck, maybe he won’t drink so much next time.”
by KCCalloway December 30, 2018
When your wearing a kilt and bending over and someone quickly runs up unexpectedly and shoves a dry finger into your rectum.
by Jimboisgay December 23, 2018
by adric September 21, 2016
by Hambone6996 October 22, 2013