electric scotch tape

When you put on wool socks during sex, rub your feet on the floor, and shock them.

Dude I gave Jen an electric scotch tape last night!

by Hambone6996 October 22, 2013

Hop Scotch

To "hop scotch" or "hopping scotch" is to do something extreme and or unexpected out of extreme emotion or lack thereof.

Ex 1: "A chick was hopping scotch at Wendy's. Flipping tables and everything."

Ex 2: "He gone hop scotch on yo ass if you don't stop playing with him...."

Ex 3: "The bitch hopped scotch and said she loved em after the first date."

Ex 4: "He had to use the bathroom so bad, he hopped scotch and took a piss in public."

by Purrpologist May 14, 2020

Inverted scotch egg

A turd with a diarrhea coating that expels very rapidly and usually splashes your ass.

I just dropped an inverted scotch egg and spent the last 10 minutes wiping my ass.

by Harvey Prince May 29, 2021

scotch family day

girls turn up to see boys even tho the boys couldnt care less if they are there.

on snap chat
'hey are you at the scotch family day'
'yeah'
'can i see you?'
*read 5 mins ago*

by 666thedevil October 16, 2018

Scotch Taped

Scotch taped is rhymes with Date, Cake and R$&?$

You've been Scotch Taped by Pell the Cardinal

by Four Square January 16, 2024

ear scotch

something deeply warming and soothing to listen to.

The new Leonard Cohen album, is wonderful, its like a belt of fine ear scotch!

by adric September 21, 2016

Scotch Egg Syndrome

When seasonal changes to the weather occur and produce sub zero temperatures, men are susceptible to Scotch Egg Syndrome. A condition know only to affect males, when testicles are particularly cold, the scrotal sack reduces in size and the testicles amalgamate into one "ball", resembling a Scotch Egg. Hence, Scotch Egg Syndrom

Jim - "It is fucking freezing outside!"
Mike - "Tell me about it, mate. I've got Scotch Egg Syndrome."

by S34NY November 3, 2012