Scotch

"Just like scotch and coke, goes hand in hand"
"Wow you look scotched dude!"
"Would you scotch her?"
"Nothing better than a scotch and coke to get you through the night"
"Scotch 1,2,3"
"Let's play some hop scotch"
by Scotchandcoke123 August 02, 2019
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Scotch Bidet

The art of washing ones rectum with the shower head after dropping the kids off at the pool.1
There was no toilet paper left in the shop so I've had to resort to using the Scotch Bidet
by Bigcid March 21, 2020
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Scotch Egg Syndrome

When seasonal changes to the weather occur and produce sub zero temperatures, men are susceptible to Scotch Egg Syndrome. A condition know only to affect males, when testicles are particularly cold, the scrotal sack reduces in size and the testicles amalgamate into one "ball", resembling a Scotch Egg. Hence, Scotch Egg Syndrom
Jim - "It is fucking freezing outside!"
Mike - "Tell me about it, mate. I've got Scotch Egg Syndrome."
by S34NY October 29, 2012
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scotch richard

Alternative for whiskey dick. When you drink so much liquor you can’t get your penis to work for you.
“Did you hear about what happened to Dan after Jenny’s party the other night? He and Carrie were trying to f*ck and the poor man had a major case of Scotch Richard.”
“Talk about bad luck, maybe he won’t drink so much next time.”
by KCCalloway December 30, 2018
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Scotch fillet

When your wearing a kilt and bending over and someone quickly runs up unexpectedly and shoves a dry finger into your rectum.
I lost the log toss competition because of the pain I received from getting a Scotch Fillet.
by Jimboisgay December 23, 2018
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ear scotch

something deeply warming and soothing to listen to.
The new Leonard Cohen album, is wonderful, its like a belt of fine ear scotch!
by adric September 21, 2016
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electric scotch tape

When you put on wool socks during sex, rub your feet on the floor, and shock them.
Dude I gave Jen an electric scotch tape last night!
by Hambone6996 October 22, 2013
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