ear scotch

something deeply warming and soothing to listen to.

The new Leonard Cohen album, is wonderful, its like a belt of fine ear scotch!

by adric September 21, 2016

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Scotch Taped

Scotch taped is rhymes with Date, Cake and R$&?$

You've been Scotch Taped by Pell the Cardinal

by Four Square January 16, 2024

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When seasonal changes to the weather occur and produce sub zero temperatures, men are susceptible to Scotch Egg Syndrome. A condition know only to affect males, when testicles are particularly cold, the scrotal sack reduces in size and the testicles amalgamate into one "ball", resembling a Scotch Egg. Hence, Scotch Egg Syndrom

Jim - "It is fucking freezing outside!"
Mike - "Tell me about it, mate. I've got Scotch Egg Syndrome."

by S34NY November 3, 2012

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Scotch Hotdog

A word referring to the penis of any person from the British Isles from anywhere other than Scotland.

Have you seen that Welsh man's Scotch Hotdog? It's at least a furlong.

by NoxMelo November 12, 2021

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scotched up

To get in a sticky situation, in reference to Scotch brand of tape.

Yo, I can't go to Atlanta next weekend; I got scotched up with the feds.

by nsheezy April 20, 2009

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Scotch Blocked

Somewhat similar effect a "Whiskey Dick" though instead of being unable to get erect do to too much alcohol consumption, the man in unable to ejaculate due to alcohol numbing any sensitivity in his member.

Guy 1 "After we got back to her place from the bar Justine and I went at it forever but I just couldn't cum. I ended up just giving up and rolling over."

Guy 2 "What was she just that bad?"

Guy 1 "No she was great, I was just scotch blocked like a motherfucker."

by QRant March 19, 2013

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