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Schrodinger’s Cat

An thought experiment that attempts to illustrate the problem of the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics. A cat waits at the front door, asking for it to be opened. When the door is opened, the cat remains seated in place. The cat wishes to be both outside and inside, but cannot exist as both at the same time.
Schrodinger’s Cat is a pain in the ass.
“Whoah dude, have you heard of string theory?”
“Yeah, I have a Schrödinger’s cat at home. She is always trying to apply quantum superposition.”
by Helpimlearning October 24, 2020
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Schrodinger's Twat

A person who is capapble of being both a knob and alright, but there's no way of knowing until you interact with them.
"I hope he's going to be alright this evening, he's a real Schrodinger's Twat."
by MrToad1984 November 9, 2017
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Schrodinger's Hypocrite

A person who will pretend to openly support an organization or movement, but will badmouth said organization or movement in secret.
"I'm not supporting BLM because they're important. I'm doing it for the clout!"

"Dude...F**k off. You're such a Schrodinger's Hypocrite."
by Pistachio_mess December 21, 2020
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Schrodinger's Virgin

Someone who participated in intercourse but never orgasmed at any point in their life.
"Hey dude, I heard you lost your virginity to that babe across the street!"
"Sorry dude, I'm only Schrodinger's virgin. Her grandma walked in on us."
by MajesticSammie November 11, 2021
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Schrodinger's Brownie

A brownie that could have weed in it but you are not 100% sure.
My Uncle gave me what he called "Schrodinger's Brownie".
by Wizerd1889 September 11, 2021
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Schrodinger's slur

Schrodinger's slur is simultaneously an offensive term for someone of a certain ethnicity, and at the same time a fun nickname when used by friends.
Karen: You damned dirty SPICS.
Juan: How dare you!!

Julio: What's up you dirty spic?!
Juan: Not much bro what's up?
Michael: What just happened?
Juan: Schrodinger's slur.
by FreeCuba September 16, 2021
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schrodinger’s shit

Someone who makes a shitty meme, song, or video and decides whether it was intentionally shit or not based on the response it got.
John: "No you see, the song is intentionally bad!"
Mike: "John, that's a schrodinger’s shit, you're full of shit."
by starpelly July 21, 2021
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