by utahanarchist February 8, 2023
Get the Schrodinger's Man mug.A general theory of relativity behind the sexual attraction of every man. It states that every man is in a constant state of quantum superposition between gay and straight, being 50% gay and 50% straight. As such, they will never be sure of their own sexual attraction until they kiss a man, effectively opening the box and forcing their sexuality to fall into one of the two realities, revealing whether they are gay or straight.
Bro 1:"Bro, I just kissed a dude, turns out I'm gay!"
Bro 2: "Looks like Schrödinger's Gay Man takes another."
Bro 2: "Looks like Schrödinger's Gay Man takes another."
by Onesquawkyboi August 4, 2023
Get the Schrödinger's Gay Man mug.A general theory of relativity behind the sexual attraction of every man. It states that every man is in a constant state of quantum superposition between gay and straight, being 50% gay and 50% straight. As such, they will never be sure of their own sexual attraction until they kiss a man, effectively opening the box and forcing their sexuality to fall into one of the two realities, revealing whether they are gay or straight.
Bro 1:"Bro, I just kissed a dude, turns out I'm gay!"
Bro 2: "Looks like Schrödinger's Gay Man takes another."
Bro 2: "Looks like Schrödinger's Gay Man takes another."
by Onesquawkyboi July 13, 2023
Get the Schrödinger's Gay Man mug.A workplace phenomenon where resources assigned to a project are simultaneously worthless and invaluable, where the act of interacting with the project manager forces a classification.
"I know it's not something we normally do, and I know you're not responsible for it, however can you perform this backlog of clerical tasks?"
"I just don't have enough resources allocated to my team, I'm missing my deliverables and I'll need more of your time"
"I know it's not something we normally do, and I know you're not responsible for it, however can you perform this backlog of clerical tasks?"
"I just don't have enough resources allocated to my team, I'm missing my deliverables and I'll need more of your time"
Person 1: "I can't believe our PM made us attend that four hour meeting... We told them we didn't have anything to contribute, and they're telling me they need my pull request in by tomorrow because the project is behind"
Person 2:"Yup, Schrodinger's Project Manager"
Person 2:"Yup, Schrodinger's Project Manager"
by Bob Costas' Gym Teacher July 1, 2020
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