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Schrodinger's Dick

A person with a gender not easily determined through an initial glance. The only way is to see for your self, for now though, the person is both male and female at the same time.
Ewww, she looks like she has a Schrodinger's Dick.
by Rusty Potato August 26, 2014
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schirding

That girl had a kick ass schirding dress!
by Michelle February 12, 2005
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schrodinger's idiot

When a person says something stupid and doesn't know any better, then says that they were joking to make themselves seem less dumb.
P1: Did you know that 50% of people who drink water die!?
P2: No, It's 100% because everyone has to drink water to survive
P1: I was kidding!
P2: God you're such a schrodinger's idiot.
by WintryEagle6 March 17, 2020
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Schrodinger's cat

A nonsensical experiment suggested due to an equally nonsensical theory namely Quantum Mechanics. In this experiment a cute kitty cat is enclosed in a box containing say a sealed jar of a poisonous gas. boooo...
The trigger for the release of the gas inside the box is the decay of some radioactive atom. If the radioactive atom decays it sets of a hammer like action which breaks the jar containing the gas which instantly kills the cat but if it doesn't decay the cat stays alive and kicking. If the half life of the radioactive atom chosen as a trigger is say one hour then for that one hour according to laws of Quantum Mechanics the cat is neither alive nor dead but is in some sort of a superposition of both the states. Bizzare?? Definitely.

So it all boils down as to what is the true nature of radioactive decay. Is it spontaneous or not. To this day radioactivity is considered a random process. Though I believe that this is incorrect.
This was only a thought experiment devised by Erwin Schrodinger in 1935 to show the incompleteness and bizarreness of Quantum Mechanics.
I repeat no live cats were used for the Schrodinger's cat experiment you cat lovers. meow
by anuraganimax December 13, 2009
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Schrödinger's Penis

When a person is both a man and a women until you see their Penis.
-Traps are gay
-No their not because Schrödinger's Penis
by sovietvodka901 June 24, 2019
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schroedinger's date

when an interaction with someone is both a date and not a date, due to one party not clearly defining it as such beforehand
man: this is one of the nicest dates I've been on in a long time
woman: oh, um, is this a date?
man: I mean, I thought it was
woman: I thought we were just friends catching up
man: well, I called you last night to confirm we were still meeting up, which I only do for dates
woman: well, you didn't actually say it was a date

friend: yeah, it was a schroedinger's date. sorry, man.
by whirlpool4 June 30, 2016
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Schrödinger's Sexuality

An advanced state of pansexuality which consists of a superposition of every possible sexuality.
I fucked the large hadron collider because of my Schrödinger's sexuality.
by Hlalakar June 7, 2020
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