Schlumper

A guy who puts something in his ass while cumming on a chick.

Dude, did u just put a candle up yur ass while u were cumming on me?

by schlumpmaster September 6, 2003

schlumpkin

when you an yo'z jankey azz bitch are having a nice time with yo gran-dady and youz wanna get away fo sum intimate dertiez, you go to da shitta she takes a derty dumpy and you proceed to eat dat fly bitchez kunt.

me and miez balla azz bitch are in taking derty double douces i schlumpkined her saucy slider.

by dertydeuces March 28, 2009

Schlobo

Slutty Hobo - two words made into one.

The c is added for fluency and a taste of European ethnic language.

Also seen in forms: Schlobes, Slobbs, Shlobbs and Schhhlobe-sies!

What a schlobo.

by MeepQueen March 23, 2011

phone schluff

Using the phone and specific words / tones for the sole purpose of helping the person on the other end of the line fall asleep and/or take a nap.

Similar to phone sex, yet with a different desired result.
Often times used after a successful phone sex session

As he laid in bed, she called him and she provided phone schluff -- he was soon fast asleep.

by Jopher714 March 28, 2010

Schlum

Schlumverb.A thing that you can do that represents a sexual act.

Did you schlum with her last night?

by Justin Hanes May 15, 2006

Schluck

A term used to describe hair which has been gelled or greased too flat.

-"Man you hair is schluck!"
-"Yeah? I put a whole tub of BrylCream in it"

by Seb-Sta June 27, 2007

schlumped

Crouched over in an old ass fashion

That dude was so drunk he schlumped over

by Spazzydizzle March 19, 2014