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scheme

another word for chav or ned. Mainly a scottish term these creatures also believe, as with the above, that it is acceptable to knife, steal and wear pure white caps that seem to defy gravity!
oh, look yonder dear there be a scheme. Why what fabulous whites he is clothed in.
by bob the wonder jobby July 19, 2003
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schmerve

A person who acts irrationally and outrageously at times; Who embarrasses themselves in front of large groups of people

To act foolish, irrational, belligerent, obnoxious
After one too many drinks at the bar last night, Shelly peed her pants in front of everyone. She is such a schmerve.
by Lisa Boisey November 10, 2007
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schmern

When you're that drunk that someone says or asks you a question that you dont understand. Schmern is your reply. Used in strabane.
"hey man what are ye doing tomorrow"

" SCHMERN "
by HC BABY February 11, 2009
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Schmeer

When a woman gets her vagge scraped.
I had a schmeer this mornin' with doc papinhimer.
by HourEugh May 26, 2018
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Schmergle

A nickname of a very awesome, loveable, cute, unique, and amazingly special girl.
I really love my Schmergle she is the best!
by Nick DeFazio January 31, 2008
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Scheme

The cum on, to ejaculate on to
Guy 1: Dude how was last night

Guy 2: Let's just say I schemed on her
by Idkman2030 December 14, 2016
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schmerk

It is a random word added to the end or beginning of a sentence. It usually applies to a sentence with a positive connotation.
Schmerk. . . you rock my life.

I just won the lottery! . . . schmerk!
by kbethr December 18, 2008
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