Schlank

To have someone turn something you say into a story about how great they are.

He just schlanked you.

by giuseppe garibaldi April 4, 2010

Schwank

An umbrella term used for any and all types of off-brand, low-grade audio equipment.

Everybody was hanging out with their systems going then Tom pulled up bumping his Schwanks. What a loser.

Wow, those are some homemade looking speakers you got. What are those, Schwanks?

Whatever, your beats are so lame you couldn't get sponsored by Schwank Audio.

by MastaRoe May 15, 2011

Schantzing

A noob way of getting half a point and prestige by standing next to that one door the whole time. *Origin: N+

"Stop schantzing around and do something useful for once"
"Schantz does what he wants"
"What?"
"It rhymes"
"Erroneous"

by Araballz January 24, 2009

schantzel

1. One who is of the douche clan.
2. When an individual thinks they are funny when they are not.
3. Self absorbed idiot.
4. Using old jokes and trying to convince others that he/she has a thread of originality.
5. Verbal diarrhea.
6. A single middle age man who lives with his parents well past the age a grown man should be living with his parents.
7. Unable to provide for oneself
8. To get stuck working the bakery section of a grocery store.

"Poor old Matt, he only wanted to get a real job and move out someday, but he's bound to be a schantzel for a long lonely time."

by I think I'm funny December 14, 2008

schanck

Pronounced SH-AN-K. To be used in place of any swear or curse word. Swears words no longer have the same effect as they did 10 years ago. Schanck can be used as a resplacement for swear words but also to enforce swear words.

P1: Help me i've fallen off a cliff....
P2: You're Schancked mate

P1: Damn shopkeep ripped me off a dollar
P2: F*cken Schancking b*sterd

by M & J November 19, 2006

scanksauce

The state of being 'loose', 'easy', or a sexually charged hurricane.

That bitch Jenna Bass is totes scanksauce.

by EveryoneinBairdMcClintock December 13, 2008

Schwanky Tank

The country version of Schwinkie Tink, only dressed like a cowboy and likes to reenact brokeback mtn.

I cant believe Jacob was such a Schwanky Tank today.

by Schwinkies man March 13, 2009