Max Schafer

The man
Plays Dark Souls
Gets no wenches

Max Schafer gets no bitches

by ScaryBigRobot April 12, 2022

austin schaefer

A small hairless child who looks normal by day. But when night comes around austin schaefer strips down to nothing but undwrwear and crawls out of his window. He scurries around in the night looking for open windows and unlocked doors. Once he finds an enterance into your home he dashes through the shaddows looking for his pray. After he finds you he scratches at your walls. Until you wake. He then eats you limb by limb until your nothing but a head. No one suspects him. No one knows of his secret. Except for you who is reading this. No one has ever caught him, no one has lived to tell his tale. And if you see him you wont live to speak of it. How do i know of this story??? Well i AM austin schaefer. I now have your ip adress. I am now tracking your computer. I will soon find your address and you shall be my next target. Good luck.

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OH MY HOD DID YOU HEAR AUSTIN SCHAEFER LAST NIGHT?!?! He was in my house!!

by Wiwbabycunny July 28, 2014

Schaefer

Derived from chafe, also encompasses being completely fabulous, ridiculous, openly sexual, and the best person in the world.

Schaefers include...
1) Aly - most fabulous
2) Kaila - most poopy
3) Mah - most butt rubby
4) Popz- most likely to make sexual inuendos

"Wow man, you chillin with that schaefer?"
"f'realz, we be schaefin it up at her place"

by Ms. New Booty. May 17, 2006

Scraff

"Hot-Boxing" one more blunts in someone else's drive-way

I scraffed all over my neighbors

by Scraffmachine April 28, 2010

cassidy shaffer

a poser who thinks she's the most legit person ever. she copies everybody because she doesn't know who her true self is. she dyes her hair periodically because she thinks its makes her cool. she is the fakest bitch on the face of the planet.

My name is cassidy shaffer and i'm a fake vegan!

by christoferdrew2 July 9, 2010

schaef

Def- N: Hypocritical abuser; uses strictly unfavourable tactics within regular environment in order to try obtain bragging rights over rivals. Always abuses single function in relation to stance. Often regarded as worst assault in world, by many (correct) critics.

See that? The faggot just dropped grenades at his feet. Fucking schaef...

by Anonymous July 15, 2003

Shaffle

A small amount of sexual indulgence. A potential precursor to foreplay.

"She's been giving me signals all night? I think I'll go in for the shaffle!"

by Bigger Dickus April 23, 2009