scapewagon

The popular choice to pin the blame for any and all failures, the bandwagoning of a scapegoat.

Barack Obama is the primary scapewagon for conservatives, everything is his fault regardless of the facts.

by cheepnis05 February 12, 2017

Scapula

A rare hereditary congenital defect of the male genitalia, the Scapula is a robust growth of segmented cartilage protruding from the groin to form a sheath around the penis. While commonly referred to as the "chode abode", this is a misnomer as the penis, which extends and retracts into the sheath, is often long and narrow, usually between .55 and .63 centimeters in width and on average 15 centimeters in length. Due to the excessive growth of nerve clusters in the interior lining of the scapula, both erection and retraction of the penis is sudden and painful. When questioned about their scapulae, most subjects noted that they experienced the most discomfort when the penis emerged from the chamber, with one in particular stating "every time i get an erection or even half chubbed, it's like my penis is pushing it's way through gravel." and another comparing their experience to "masturbating with sandpaper"

"Oww, my scapula!"

by Dr. Edouardo Cornelius Choad June 20, 2017

Scapooked

The terror of feeling guilt, you get when make an unintended shart and you have no change of clothes.

I scapooked myself and classmates, when my teacher was blamed by my fellow students for flatulating in the middle of science class, however it was my own unconscious fart emanating feces down my denim slacks and the sheer terror of not carrying spare change of clothes.

by ChatPlish June 2, 2018

scape-hosting

Egregiously breaking international law, getting caught, and taking it out on a sissy country that's overly dependent on your tech through a series of thinly-veiled cyber attacks.

Trump pulled classic scape-hosting on the entire G20 on climate change.

by humbledog December 10, 2018

scapiddata

Messy hair, uncombed hair( in Italian)

You woke up looking like a Scapiddata

by Messy Hair December 23, 2018

Scapegay

Scapegay, a gay person; «that gay person is inside the closet, what a scapegay»

The word Scape translates from a scandinavian word kalled Skap, but over the many uses we find it funny to say it in a «shitty» english language so it became scapegay

That guy is a scapegay
You are a scape
Fucking scapegay
Motherfucking scape

That guy is a scapegay
You are a scape
Fucking scapegay
Motherfucking scape

Oh fuck, look at that fucking scapegay.
Why dont you hide more in the scape you scapegay

by KuaSwag October 14, 2019

Scapegay

The word scapegay comes from an urban Norwegian phrase called a skap, in English that word translates to closet. But Norwegians known to be bad in the verbal language which is called English. One day two very wise students called a closet a scape which later they found it extremely funny. They combined the words scape and gay to make it even more perfect. So instead of calling your friends closetgays, you get to use the word scapegay. The word scapegay was so ridiculous that it didnt make any sense, it was a word to joke around with instead of using words that could offend other people or get in trouble with. If you wanted to make the word even more pca you could just use the phrase scape.

You are such a scapegay.
Stop being a scapegay
Aha ha youre such a scape

by KuaSwag October 14, 2019