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Satanist

Rugliane:i think im going to be a satanist
Bobby: that's great!! :D
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Satanist

A crazy person who belives life is a game of world of warcraft.
The rules the Satanists' live by: {Rules 3/4/11}
1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
=3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
=4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9. Do not harm little children.
10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
=11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers
by el truth January 6, 2008
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satanism

Satanism doesn ' t mean you worship the devil ,
in ancient hebrew , satan meant the opposer ,
Satan opposes the hypocritical morals of the so called " holy church " and its followers ,
so basicly , if you follow satanism ,
that just means your an atheist ,
a aggressive atheist
atheist
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by kidditskunchok August 19, 2010
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satanist

As dictionary.com states, "The worship of Satan characterized by a travesty of the Christian rites." For those who say that satanists are atheists, you would be wrong. Atheism is the belief that there is no god(s) and they do not follow any religion. So stop grouping yourselves with atheists, because its not true.
As an atheist, i believe in no god(s) or religions. However, i showed up today and saw a couple people defining satanists as belonging or being a part of atheism, which is wrong and misleading... unknown whether or not the people who made this statement were christians looking to ridicule atheists, some kids/ moronic adults screwing around or some satanists looking to not look so bad.
by chrisguy January 20, 2006
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sarcophillis satanicus

1.the act of putting an entire prescription all of your shengralanturn and not going to sleep, only to fall asleep at the wheel at 9 a.m. and crash your car into another person's car. However your head is so hard as it breaks the windshield that nothing else happens.

2. tazmanian devil
Sarco, was crazy on sunday night and satanicused himself.
by DJ TOEJAM June 4, 2004
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satanism

1. To actually worship the devil. There is Luciferianism, but for the most part this is just a lie created by the church to strengthen people's faith in god. See bullshit.

2. Created by Anton Szandor LaVey, this is a religion that is basically Ayn Rand's and Friedrich Nietzsche's philosophy set to rules and satanic imagery.

3. Setian Satanism, worshiping the Egyptian god of the desert, storms, and chaos, Set (Pronounced Seth)
Satanism is a bunch of attention-grabbing bullshit, any kind.
by Metal6head January 14, 2008
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satanist

One who worships Satan.
( It does not mean you listen to heavy metal and such. You can listen to pop and still worship Satan.)
by Anonymous October 25, 2003
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