sneaky sammy

The act of jacking off next to some one other than a mate. Ex: your mom, your sister, your friends, your teachers etc. You can be sneaky under covers, under desks, etc. This term originated from a young middle school boy who got sneaky with it under a blanket on one side of the couch while his mother was on the other end of the couch. She had no clue at all.

I got sneaky sammy with it in class yesterday when my teacher bent over and i saw her cleavage.

by crazy 10 lunch March 31, 2011

Sammie Rhodes

The hottest, most skilled pornstar on the planet. This slutty blonde star has been in over 100 videos.

Man 1: oh! Oh yes oh! *cums*
man 2: whatcha doing?
Man 1: jacking off to Sammie Rhodes she's amazing!!

by Ram777 March 15, 2010

soggy sammy

When you put your hands in your mouth and rub 'em all over someone's face.

Girl1: John is such a good kisser!
Girl2: Yeah, if you like soggy sammys

by WeezyEd March 2, 2017

humble sammy

updated humble pie cause ain’t nobody makin a pie

wow lilly has a huge ego, she needs to eat a humble sammy

by Bob Fonob September 2, 2021

sammy dumpling

a proud brit that hates the french.

Omg, why if he so anti-french? He's such a sammy dumpling

by 123abc987 February 9, 2022

sammie war

When divers pull out their sammies in a "duel position" , and start slapping each other, seeing who will give up first. See sammie slap.

Theo and Matt are having another sammie war.

by Creepy Coach March 2, 2009

Sammy Cowhey

A frugal man with an absolute hog

Pfff the biggest tip that guy has given is his dick… What a Sammy Cowhey

by Wieners Cocktionary December 29, 2022