Skip to main content

Safe Sexting

The practise of leaving one's face or other distinguishing features out of a sext, in order to ensure deniability should the picture fall into the wrong hands.
My boyfriend's phone got stolen by somebody in the school after we sexted. I'm not worried though. I practise safe sexting.
by Blakeyboy93 April 6, 2011
mugGet the Safe Sexting mug.

safe my mate

South African slang meaning everything's OK/cool/just fine thank you. Often said with a unique hand gesture whereupon one makes a fist, with the two fingers at either side remaining extended.
"Safe my mate" is a common and accepted response to a friend's loud (often drunken) inquiry as to one's wellbeing, often from several rows back at a rugby or cricket match.
me: "Hey Mannie! Howzit going, man?"
Mannie: "Safe my mate!"
by Stuart Kelly December 30, 2007
mugGet the safe my mate mug.
Related Words

safe as pigeon

Safe as pigeons is term used to set a persons mind at rest, while the situation remains sketchy as fuck
It'll be alright, it's safe as pigeons!
by Broken spur May 12, 2016
mugGet the safe as pigeon mug.

Tween Safari

While driving in your car, hunting down attractive young teenagers. It is acceptable to yell "TWEEN" as you drive by, as loud as possible, if said tween is indeed hot. Or unusually goobery looking.
"Dude, wanna play Tween Safari?"

"I saw so many hot tweens while playing Tween Safari today."
by Hot4Tweens December 25, 2009
mugGet the Tween Safari mug.

safe for work

The opposite of NSFW (not safe for work). Generally refers to content that will not get you fired from work.
Person 1: Hey man check this out!
Person 2: Is it safe for work ?
Person 1: Uh, yeah sure...
by rektshrektdisrespekt September 16, 2015
mugGet the safe for work mug.

SAFE SEX TIPS

Do not blow dealers for crack; blow regular citizens for cash, then buy the crack directly.

Think about parents' nude bodies during foreplay; resultant loss of erection will prevent potential unsafe sex.

Don't fall for lines like, "God protects his servants in the clergy from harm."

Do not, no matter how much peers may pressure you, allow anyone to get to third base with you.

Before unsafe sex, think to yourself what the kids will look like.

Make sure all open sores on penis have thoroughly dried and scabbed over before use.

When taking four cocks in the ass, make sure to have an equal amount of cock in your mouth to reduce the risk of CHI imbalance.

Before fellating anonymous man in back room of bar, be sure to ask, "You don't have AIDS, do you?"

Douse penis liberally with D-Con roach spray before penetrating ape.

You CAN get it from kissing... tear out partner's tongue before any mouth-to-mouth contact.

To prevent radiation exposure, use only lead-based condoms.

If you must engage in unsafe sex, take time out before hand to hope for the best.

Before the use of condoms, unroll completely and check for any holes.
person1: have a look at these SAFE SEX TIPS there mint
person2: (reads it)
person2: cool lol
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 25, 2009
mugGet the SAFE SEX TIPS mug.

not safe for work

A phrase meaning possibly pornographic in respect or having horrendous language. Don't look at it in school.
The video of that slut stripping is totally not safe for work.
by Erik Stehlar March 14, 2008
mugGet the not safe for work mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email