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Randy Johnson

The act of buying a plane ticket to a desired destination and upon arrival, stiff arm the first person that gets in your way while proclaiming "Get the fuck out of my way, dont talk back to me." Then proceed to track down the youngest female family member of this person and destroying her vagina and asshole via rough penis RAMMAGE!"

Dont fuck around with randy johnson
"No, honey, I cant go to Tommie's recital, I planned this Randy Johnson month ago."
by Derek Sanderson Jeter 123 October 29, 2007
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Gay randy

An extreme form of homosexuality, this is the gayest you get.

Origins from a poor gay boy named Randy.
"I found Randy having buttsechs with his uncle yesterday.."

"Gay Randy?"

"You betcha"
by DatFrostyDoe September 21, 2017
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Randy the Helpful Pineapple

The pineapple helper of Stuff Magazine.
Randy the Helpful Pineapple says…
by adonkeyisaass December 19, 2003
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Dirty Randy

Friend One- "I got a gram of cocaine."
Friend Two- "I got an adderall!"
Friend Three- "YES!"
Friend Four- "YES!"
Friend Five- "YES!"
Friend Six- "That's a Dirty Randy!"
by ChloeMydia July 19, 2018
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Randy Newman

An influential singer-songwriter who is best known for writing the soundtracks for numerous films, including Ragtime, the Meet the Parents trilogy, and numerous Disney films. He has frequently been lampooned by shows such as Mad TV and Family Guy due to his physically awkward appearance, "goofy-sounding" singing voice, and the homogeneous sound of his music. Many people underestimate his talent particularly as a result of the third reason he is so widely parodied in the media. However, many of these same people have probably never paid any attention to the lyrics of his songs, which are incredibly profound and greatly overshadow the relative simplicity of his musical skills.
Randy Newman is not unlike Bob Dylan. He's not a great singer, musician, nor is he particularly good-looking. However, he is a lyrical genius who can touch on some of the deepest human emotions as well as incorporate deep social commentary.
by thegreatrock May 10, 2012
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RANDY COUTURE

1) A bad ass mother fucker nicknamed "The Natural" who fights in the Ultimate Fighting Championship who is the former light heavyweight champion, and is currently the heavyweight champion of the world.

2) A 44 year old you wouldn't fuck with.

One identifiable characteristic of Mr. Couture is the unusual shape of his face, resembling a square more than an oval.
1) Date back to his championship bout over the enormous 6'8", 260lb. Tim Sylvia when we kicked his ass.

2) "If this drunk asshole fucks with me i'm going to Randy Couture his ass."
by Brando239 October 23, 2007
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Silly Randy Marsh

Someone who plays ping-pong with themselves and/or Adolf Hitler.
Example 1:
Person 1: Are you playing ping-pong with yourself?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: You're such a Silly Randy Marsh.

Example 2:
Person 1: Are you playing ping-pong with Adolf Hitler?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: You're such a Silly Randy Marsh.
by RDucky June 21, 2011
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