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Rusty Pinocchio

when some one stands over a person who is passed out or sleeping , and proceed to hover over them while tickling the nose with their butt hair and/or asshole.
I went to this hotel party and this drunk girl was passed out so i decided to give her a Rusty Pinocchio while everyone watched and laughed.
by FRISCOSHAKAB*TCH May 19, 2010
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rusty jojo

When the male places his member between his legs and utilizes any remaining length to fuck ass-to-ass.
I used the rusty jojo on my bitch last night.
by viking_lord January 26, 2013
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rusty parrot

The condition of making sweet love to a woman who is on her period. When you finish, lovingly drape your cock on her shoulder, allowing her to bask in the sing of the Rusty Parrot.
Yeah dude, she definitely got some Captain in her, she rocked that Rusty Parrot like she was piloting the Black Pearl.
by Enderwaves April 13, 2015
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Rusty Bell

Performed in conjunction with a Rusty Sherman which is to put one's penis between one's legs & rub against one's bumhole. To perform the Rusty Bell, one then extracts their fecal covered bellend after a Rusty Sherman and rapidly swings their cock back and forth between their legs, like a bell, singing "Ding Dong" repeatedly.
Frank truly impressed the party goers at his housewarming party with a great spread of food and spirits. But nothing that evening surpassed the awe and excitement of the guests when Frank performed a Rusty Bell right after delighting everyone to a traditional Rusty Sherman.
by Eaton Holgoode September 16, 2015
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rusty waffle

A vagina that has been stained orange and/or yellow from tobacco spit and nicotine.
That girl has slept with so many rednecks that she probably has a rusty waffle.
by WYTKOKSUKR May 11, 2014
mugGet the rusty wafflemug.

Rusty truck

A dildo pulled out of someone’s anus covered in feces
It’s starting to smell in here get rid of that rusty truck
by Mc fed September 30, 2021
mugGet the Rusty truckmug.

rusty coconut

When your girlfriend sharts on your ball sack in the middle of her cum.
While riding my man he begged for the rusty coconut. So I did!!!
by Dickshadow September 6, 2014
mugGet the rusty coconutmug.

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